"The cold ones"
The other one shouted "Wow, a talking muffin"
It was a bad heir day!
Get it? Met-a-four?
The other muffin's jaw drops in shock as it exclaims: "Whoa! A talking muffin!"
Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.
...am I supposed to cut the tips off?
Me: Did you put the cat out?
Him: No, I didn't realise it was on fire...
...with the caveat that they have to use the words "liver" and "cheese" in their pickup line.
The Russian walks up to her and proudly recites: "My liver aches for you like it does for vodka, and my heart is incomplete like gruyere cheese". Crickets. The girl is a bit confused but is impressed with the guy's large biceps and full beard.
The Brit walks over to her and stammers: "I will tease your fancy with a sliver of cheese and liver". Nonsensical, but his accent did the trick. The girl blushes slightly.
The Mexican guy sees his opportunity and loudly yells: "Liver alone! Cheese mine!"
Friend: Yes, it's a viscous cycle.
...it was exhausting work.
Ahhhh! A Talking Muffin!!!!
