The police pulled over a semi going 120 mph on the interstate. Upon opening the trailer, they found thousands of ancient cutting tools similar to an axes but with the cutting edges perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
She was hauling adze!
The folks who live in my town aren’t allowed to be buried in the old cemetery on the edge of town.
Mostly because they’re not dead yet.
A physicist sees a guy standing on the edge of a rooftop
He immediately shouts: Don't do it! You have so much potential!
I've been on edge today searching for the answer.
I usually use Chrome, but today I'm on Edge.
Last week I was on the edge of a cliff, holding on to a box full of shredded cheese. I loved that box, but I knew I had to let it go. I didn’t want to...
But it was for the grater good
A big moron and a little moron are both standing on the edge of a cliff, the big one falls off. Why didn't the little one fall?
Because he was a little more on.
What’s purple and sits on the western edge of Europe?
Grape Britain.
When you really want to live life on the edge and be healthy
I’ve been having problems sleeping recently. I asked my dad what to do and he told me to lie on the edge of my bed.
I’d soon drop off.
A father olive and a son olive are playing on the counter. The son olive rolled over the edge and onto the floor. The dad asked “are you okay?”
To which the son replied “Olive!”
People in Southern France live their lives on the edge...
As if they had nothing Toulouse.
Knives are on the cutting edge of technology.
I was on an amazing cruise, eating dinner on the deck looking out over the water when I dropped my silverware off the edge and into the ocean.
It was un-fork-getable.
In my School days, all Summer long I would live on the Edge...
...and never worry about the Fall
A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a cliff. Who fell off?
The big moron. Because the little moron was a little more on.
Having trouble sleeping? Lie right on the edge of your bed.
You'll soon drop off.
