Junior Eurovision 2021 Live Thread
The show will take place on in Paris, France at the La Seine Musicale.
Our hosts for the evening are Olivier Minne, Élodie Gossuin and Carla, and along with the 19 participating countries, we can expect performances from reigning champ Valentina, DJ duo Ofenbach and the sensational Barbara Pravi. [via JuniorEurovision.tv]
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##Voting 🗳 [via JuniorEurovision.tv]
> The second voting window opens after the last song has performed, during the broadcast of Junior Eurovision. The window remains open for approximately 15 minutes.
> Again, our international audience can vote for 3 countries, including their own country.
Cast your votes at jesc.tv
##Running Order
| ## | COUNTRY | ARTIST | SONG | 1st R | 2nd R | MV | LIVE |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | 🇩🇪 Germany | Pauline | Imagine Us | clip | clip | MV | live |
| 02 | 🇬🇪 Georgia | Niko Kajaia | Let’s Count The Smiles | clip | clip | MV | live |
| 03 | 🇵🇱 Poland | Sara James | Somebody | clip | clip | MV | live |
| 04 | 🇲🇹 Malta | Ike & Kaya | My Home | [clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch |
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
