How do gold fishes get old?
Take away the G
What did the old man tell the monkey that dropped a bar of gold ?
A u dropped a banana.
(old but gold) When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent...
What did the scary old woman say when she found a gold cauldron?
I’m gonna be witch.
(Old gold) if you’re Russian when you go into the bathroom and Finnish after you’re done. What are you while you’re in the bathroom?
European
Old but gold i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTU1NV…
Got my 6 year old with this gold this morning
So my son wanted to have a banana this morning. My wife picked up a banana from the fruit bowl but she couldn't peel it as it wasn't ripe enough. So she put it back. My son asked me what had happened to the banana and I couldn't miss the opportunity, so I said:
Dad: "Son, the banana wasn't that a-peeling (appealing) this morning"
The groan from my wife, son and daughter was satisfying.
