Of Machines Puns

A list of puns related to "Of Machines"

I heard hydraulic press machines get a lot of stress.

They have a lot of pressure put into them.

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👤︎ u/nordrb
📅︎ Oct 30 2022
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told my kid that Journaling is one of the 6 'simple machines'

It counts as an ink-lined plane ;)

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👤︎ u/berninicaco3
📅︎ Jul 15 2022
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines

I just can't think of one atm

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👤︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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I don’t know if you’ve heard of these machines which tell you if it’s safe to have another drink or not…

Cash point machines I think they’re called.

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👤︎ u/sourceshrek
📅︎ Feb 13 2022
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The pulley is the most egotistical of all machines.

It’s always the centre of a tension.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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My uncle used to work at a factory that recycled worn out whitewalls. One day, he fell into one of the processing machines...

He's retired now.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 21 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who hid millions of dollars in his washing machines?

He was arrested for money laundering.

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👤︎ u/BitchyPolice
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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Vending machines are kind of homophobic

If the bill you feed it isn't straight, it will reject it.

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👤︎ u/RiceLover10
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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Why did the machines in The Matrix use humans instead of horses or cows?

Moo-pheus and Neigh-O.

(Original joke, but afterwards did a search and found Moo-pheus had already been referenced.)

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Aug 24 2016
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The pulley is the most egotistical of all the machines.

It’s always the centre of a tension.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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The pulley is the most egotistical of all machines.

It’s always the centre of a tension.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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Out of all the machines, the pulley is the most egotistical.

It’s always the centre of a tension.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 26 2020
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I know a lot of jokes about cash machines. I just can't think of one atm
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👤︎ u/joeylee23
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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The pulley is the most egotistical of all machines.

It’s always the centre of a tension.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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The pulley is the most egotistical of all machines.

Because it is the centre of a tension.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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I know heaps of jokes about cash machines...

I just can't think of one ATM

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👤︎ u/dothepropellor
📅︎ Apr 13 2018
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The pulley is the most egotistical of all machines.

Because it is the centre of a tension.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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