Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite

That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NAtionalniHIlist
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There's just no reason for women to behave the way they do when they're on their period....

Total ovary action.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Did you hear the one about a guy who threw a pork dumpling at his friend for no reason?

It was a wanton wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Sometimes, when you find yourself walking through a shallow pool for no reason...

...you have to stop and ask yourself what you’re wading for...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sully1227
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Why did the train kill the other train for no good reason?

He had loco-motives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/souphead420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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It's my dream to become the CEO of Subway, if for no other reason than to get rid of the horrible job title "Sandwich Artist."

I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagsfreak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus, and there is no reason to quarantine dogs anymore. /r/Jokes/comments/fe5cmp/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Here are two reasons why no one should drink toilet water.

Number 1.

Number 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Sometimes, for no apparent reason, the number 12 makes me happy

And sometimes it dozen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lordman17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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There's no reason to transfigure this pun!

Professor- Ok Class, I am your professor, McGonagall, and today I will be teaching you about the transfiguration spell, Now do any of you actually know of the spell?

(silence)

Professor- Well then, I'll just have to Show you.. now, the hand movements are precisely like... this(hand movement)!Now any volunteers.?

Me- Raises hand

Professor -Ok then, your task is to turn this bear into a.... Clock!

Me-Oh no! I can't Bear to watch!!!!!!!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonnAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Oldest daughter runs into room: "Dad, youngest daughter hit me for no reason!"

Me: "Youngest daughter! You get in here and hit oldest daughter for a reason!"

Both: :/ :/

Edit: ok, OK, no emoji!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconBazinga
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2015
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My dog keeps shaking for no apparent reason

I'm afraid he might have... Barkinson's...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arm3tt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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When he was a kid, my son used to swallow coins for no apparent reason.

I’ve definitely seen some change in him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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My daughter and I can no longer take pictures with our phones for comedy reasons

Not a joke. A true story. My daughter asked me to take a photo of her because her hair was "on point". So I held the phone up and took half a dozen pictures as she posed.

Hilariously I had the camera pointing at me so she got my face looking serious. We laughed, started again, took some more pictures and obviously I did exactly the same thing. Comedy gold.

Of course now both of us are doing it every time we take a picture of anything with our phones. It's a downward spiral neither of us is prepared to break. I'm concerned I'm going to miss important moments in the lives of my as yet unborn grandchildren.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cistercianmonk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2016
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The reason no one enjoys washing windows...

Is because they're a pane to clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvilAshKetchum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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When I was little I wanted to go to the Zoo once, but my dad said no. When I asked him to give me a good reason for not taking me to the zoo he said:

"It was hard enough to sneak you out of there in the first place."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cliquepop
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2013
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(Stepdad joke) I will give $100 to the first woman who explains to me why women stop texting for no reason.

No response? That's $100 more for me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewYorkerNIck
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vshesha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.

Yeah me too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pratik007789
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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