A list of puns related to "No Reason"
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
Total ovary action.
It was a wanton wonton
...you have to stop and ask yourself what you’re wading for...
He had loco-motives
I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.
Number 1.
Number 2.
And sometimes it dozen
Professor- Ok Class, I am your professor, McGonagall, and today I will be teaching you about the transfiguration spell, Now do any of you actually know of the spell?
(silence)
Professor- Well then, I'll just have to Show you.. now, the hand movements are precisely like... this(hand movement)!Now any volunteers.?
Me- Raises hand
Professor -Ok then, your task is to turn this bear into a.... Clock!
Me-Oh no! I can't Bear to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: "Youngest daughter! You get in here and hit oldest daughter for a reason!"
Both: :/ :/
Edit: ok, OK, no emoji!
I'm afraid he might have... Barkinson's...
I’ve definitely seen some change in him.
Not a joke. A true story. My daughter asked me to take a photo of her because her hair was "on point". So I held the phone up and took half a dozen pictures as she posed.
Hilariously I had the camera pointing at me so she got my face looking serious. We laughed, started again, took some more pictures and obviously I did exactly the same thing. Comedy gold.
Of course now both of us are doing it every time we take a picture of anything with our phones. It's a downward spiral neither of us is prepared to break. I'm concerned I'm going to miss important moments in the lives of my as yet unborn grandchildren.
Is because they're a pane to clean.
"It was hard enough to sneak you out of there in the first place."
No response? That's $100 more for me!
Yeah me too.
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