There's other problems too, but this is the Maine issue.
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
Make America grate again.
They followed the guidance religiously.
Me: Okay. Just eat everything that is right.
Wife: sighs and rolls eyes
...compared to guns, swords just don't cut it.
Haven't we been pun-ished enough today?
Hmm, maybe I should start giving my race horses normal names.
This is truly a watershed moment!
"And don't call me Buttdaddy! It's disrespectful!" I reply.
they'll call her Raisy Didley.
Alcoholic goes to the doctor, who tells the man he can't drink anymore. A week later, the man's brother sees him in a bar drinking and says, "I thought the doctor said not to drink any more?"
The man responds, "Yeah, no more, no less."
Turned to my son and said, "This song is totally Epic."
Him: Why did the Cowboy adopt a Wiener Dog?
Me: Oh boy here it comes... why?
Him: Because he wanted to get a long little doggie...
The Dad is strong with my Bro
