A list of puns related to "No Comebacks"
So we were out at a restaurant for her birthday and we're both teasing each other. She got in a really good zinger on me and with no comeback I grabbed the salt shaker and put a very small amount of salt on her fries as a joke.
She puts down her fork and with a completely series face says "I'm inSALTed".
My 18 yr old son was intently talking to me about something, and his 12 yr old sister tried to weigh in on it.
He said, "No one asked for your input, Sis." And she immediately snapped back with, "Well no one asked for your output either."*
We all laughed and he grudgingly admitted that it was a pretty clever comeback.
*hope this fits in as a dad joke
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