No Baggage Puns

A list of puns related to "No Baggage"

A Vulture is about to get on a plane.

Do you have any baggage to declare?

No thanks, just carrion.

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👤︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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A joke my dad told at LAX today..

We were going through baggage scanning at LAX and the woman said "Does this bag have your toiletries?" My dad said, "Toilet trees? No those are all in my garden!" She smiled, but didn't laugh. Ugh.

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👤︎ u/Oceanbox
📅︎ May 08 2014
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A photon arrives at the hotel reception...

"Excuse me Sir, do you have any baggage to check in?" "No, I'm travelling light"

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👤︎ u/sacredsnail
📅︎ Sep 08 2015
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