A list of puns related to "No, No, No"
Ground beef
How times have changed.
Because our solar system gets terrible reviews we only have 1 star
On his 21st birthday his dad asked him what heβd like to do. βGo to the bar for a beerβ, he said. So they went.
His dad propped his son on the bar. βBeer for my son, pleaseβ. The dad poured the beer into his sonβs mouth. Two arms sprouted from his neck. βItβs a miracle! Bartender, quick! Grab another beer!β
The son grabbed the second beer with his new arms and drank it. A body grew below his arms. The bartender ran for another beer. The boy drank it and sure enough, two legs sprouted from his torso.
He yelled, βDad look! I have a body!β In his excitement he ran out of the bar. His dad and the bartender followed and to their horror, watched as the kid ran into the street and got run over by a bus. The dad said, βOh son, I never thought to teach you to look both ways before crossing the streetβ.
The bartender said, βPoor kid, shouldβve quit while he was aheadβ.
Because of the pastry-archy
Tony
Does that mean that colour isβ¦a pigment of your imagination?
Genie: Sue me
Matt
She has been on cloud 9 ever since, feeling so loved and in love.
I don't have the heart to tell her that I was just correcting her grammar.
I really need to borrow some chairs from you.
Seems I just canβt get a reaction.
Nobody knows
All righty then.
There are no canaries there either.
If you're talking to drugs you're probably on drugs
Irrelephant
and turn off those flashing blue lights on your car. They look RIDICULOUS
Theyβre said to be getting on like a house on fire π₯
It coincides with the end of Daylight Shavings Time.
A provoloner.
Army
You have to be dead to be buried there.
It's because they're ice-o-lated
well, that didn't work out.
The monk told him but sir, you have no arms, how will you ring the bell?
The man said, " just lead me to the bell and I'll show you."
So they walked up the long stairwell that led to the top of the belfry. Once at the top, the man walked over to the bell to get a good look at it. He then proceeded back up against the furthest wall and leapt into a sprint, face first into the bell.
He plummeted 65 feet below to his death. Tragically, no sound came from the bell.
When the police arrived an hour later, they asked the monk if he knew the man.
The monk simply said, "No. His face doesn't ring a bell either."
But wait, there's more...
The next day another man with no arms showed up at the monastery and told the monk "Yesterday the man who died here was my brother. This was his lifelong dream. If it's ok with you, I'd like to try just once for him."
The monk certainly couldn't refuse and slowly led the man up the long stairwell.
Once at the top the man walked over to the bell. He kissed the spot where his brother's face hit the bell just a day before and walked back to the edge of the furthest wall.
The priest watched in horror as once again a man hurled himself face first towards the bell, but at the last minute the man tucked his chin, stopped at the last moment and slammed his head into the side of the bell.
The bell rang with the loudest clang the countryside had heard in years. In fact, it was so loud the man cried out in agonizing pain, lost his balance and fell to his death below.
Once again the police showed up, and once again asked the monk if he knew the man's name to which the monk replied, "no, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."
I'll show myself out.
Good night
Art.
Mike
Vampires are killed by Holy Water⦠They bless the rains down in Africa
insert Africa by Toto
he said, crestfallen.
I said, 'where did that come from ?'
European
With your support, we can make America great again!
Dawn is tough on Greece.
A gummy bear!
She got up and right.
Ground beef π€¦π»ββοΈπ
Tony
Nobody knows.
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