Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Night Calls"
The Secret Room Service
Sockturnal
She swung and missed (getting to "Pleading the fifth" before eventually ending up at "Salmon the fifth?").
Then my 5-year-old daughter asked, "What was the first word you said?" and when told it was "Pleading," she said, "It would be 'Pleading the FISH'!"
I've never been so proud of her.
An Incommunicado
Eh?!
Humpty Dumpty
Yves Saint Laurent
Nut and bolt
My brother said a liar and she goes no, Matt! Very proud of her.
A pokin' in Hoboken.
A prostitoot!
Security Gourd
He just looked at me like he had no clue what I said.
VampIrish
The problem, however, is that there isn't enough light for the immigrants to find their way back to Mexico. Because of this, the Don institutes his "Early Light" plan in order to give the immigrants a way to see. One immigrant, Jose, is partially blind, so they are wondering if the "Early Light" program will still allow him to see. The ask him: Jose can you see by the Don's "Early Light."
A liar
Noc-turtle
A Ware-house
Turns out it was a cold caller!
🎵mammary, all alone in the moonlight...
To which I replied, "No, I'm here for Beethoven. Who the heck is Will Call?" Worth it for the few 'extra air out of the nose' laughs I got from the three people around me.
Donna.
Nut and bolt
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