Nickel and Dimed Puns

My favorite wrapper is the fifty cent piece

But you owe me 15 cents.

She explained that it started out as pennies, then nickels and now dimes! Her Dr. said it was nothing to worry about, she was just going through the change.

She nickel and dimed him to death.

" it's hard to wipe with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel"

Went to the bird store today Went to the cage section and one caught my eye. It was way over priced and all It had was a penny, dime, quarter half dollar in it. I asked why it was so much?

The manager said because it was a nickel-less cage.

I couldn’t be bothered to nickel-and-dome my dad. edit: nickel-and-dime*

I really hope they don't nickel and dime me.

My cousin and I pour two buckets of coins in to the machine and it kicks out the rejects into a little slot. My cousin starts sending them back through the machine to try to get them accepted.

I look over and say, "come on, now you're just nickel and diming it."

The teller chuckles. My cousin rolls her eyes and says, "you're not funny."

I say, "that's just your two cents."