#/r/worldnews
- /u/Manu_Jalalala
[Title Post] Nestle says slavery reporting requirements could cost customers
- /u/Mrdontknowy
The EU and national funders launch a plan to make all publicly funded research available for free instead of scientific publications hiding it behind their pay walls.
- /u/Molecule_Man
[Title Post] Nearly 90 Elephants Found Dead Near Botswana Sanctuary, Killed By Poachers
#/r/news
- /u/Loracfro
[Title Post] Aretha Franklin’s family found eulogy by Rev. Jasper Williams Jr. ‘distasteful’
#/r/science
- /u/mvea
People who are more well-off were made happier buying experiences over material things (the “experiential advantage”) but this is not universal - the less well-off get equal or more happiness from buying material things, suggests a new study.
- /u/mvea
[Title Post] Scientists pioneer a new way to turn sunlight into fuel - Researchers successfully split water into hydrogen and oxygen by altering the photosynthetic machinery in plants to achieve more efficient absorption of solar light than natural photosynthesis, as reported in Nature Energy.
#/r/history
- /u/davidreiss666
**Forgotten her
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
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#Bannon’s indictment
A federal grand jury indicted former Trump advisor Steve Bannon on Friday for failing to comply with a congressional subpoena. Charged with two counts of contempt of Congress (pdf), Bannon has turned himself in on Monday and will be arraigned tomorrow.
Bannon was issued a subpoena on Sept. 23, 2021, from the House Select Committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol, seeking information regarding his involvement in the insurrection (pdf):
>The Select Committee has reason to believe that you have information relevant to understanding important activities that led to and informed the events at the Capitol on January 6, 2021. For example, you have been identified as present at the Willard Hotel on January 5, 2021, during an effort to persuade Members of Congress to block the certification of the election the next day, and in relation to other activities on January 6. You are also described as communicating with then-President Trump...urging him to plan for and focus his efforts on January 6. Moreover, you are quoted as stating, on January 5, 2021, that "[a]ll hell is going to break loose tomorrow." Accordingly, the Select Committee seeks both documents and your deposition testimony regarding these and multiple other matters that are within the scope of the Select Committee's inquiry.
Bannon defaulted on the October 7 deadline, claiming he would not comply with the subpoena because former President Donald Trump had claimed executive privilege over the records and testimony sought by the Committee. This was a flimsy excuse considering the fact that Bannon did not work for the federal government during the time frame in question. Executiv
... keep reading on reddit ➡
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
There hasn't been a post all year!
