Nick Abbot is so good at what he does. His Friday/Saturday night LBC shows are a delight. He’s also very adept at doing serious, too.
It's been driving me nuts that I have not found it for ages! I must know where this humorous clip comes from. Any audio/video clips will be helpful!
If you like to shout things like “17.4 million people”; “the mainstream media”; “the will of the people”, or “traitors!” - he’s not for you. But if you’ve got a brain and a sense of humour, he’s your man. 10-1 Friday and Saturday on LBC.
Never knew about him before, but started listening to him a few weeks back and he's pretty amusing. Also, always fun to hear him tear down brexiteer arguments with a smidge of humour thrown in.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
https://preview.redd.it/hhkopae7nj181.jpg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4cce2153475f29196d6ad194c92ab188ae5e6f2
Faithfully translated word for word, sentence by sentence, cross referencing using dozens of Latin dictionaries from the 17–21st centuries, (both Ecclesiastic and Vulgar Latin) from August 27, 2019–November 9, 2021, are two excerpts from the Latin book “Monarchia Solipsorum” [The Monarchy of Solipses], Chapter 1: “Universalis Archtypus Monarchia Solipsorum” [The Universal Idea of the Monarchy of Solipses], pages 5-7; Chapter 4: “Antiquitas Monarchia Solipsorum” [The Antiquity of the Monarchy of Solipses], pages 17-21, published in Venice during 1645.
Written down by the first hand accounts of Venetian ex-Gesuit Priest, Giulio Clemente Scotti, S.J. published anonymously under the pseudonym “Lucii Cornelii Europaei.” Under the command of Gesuit Superior General, Vincenzo Carafa, S.J., the Roman Inquisition (reestablished by the Gesuits in 1542) were immediately ordered to place this book on the Congregation of the Index, for exposing the Order’s greatest secrets. They falsely attributed Hungarian Gesuit Priest, Melchior Inchofer, S.J. for writing it, but later dismissed him. The book was not seen ever again, until over 100 years in 1753-54 in French, only after the Order had been suppressed by the Supreme Court of France. It has to this day never fully been translated into English, and for good reason…
UNDERSTAND: This word “Solipsorum” (Latin for: Solipses) was the first time it was ever used. In 1645 Giulio Clemente Scotti, S.J., was brought to the point of having to invent an entirely new word in order to be able to describe the Gesuit Order, because no others words were capable. Solips etymologically became the root for another new word which emerged later on, that being “Ego.” Does someone have an ego? They have the spirit of a Gesuit.
>***“The Origins and Historical Development of the Term ‘Solipsism’—The development of the term ‘Solipsism’ is closely related to the development of a group of other terms like ‘Egotism,’ ‘Egoism,’ and ‘Egomism.’ These words are relatively young and have emerged during the Enlightenment. In this period of philosophical innovation many neologisms were formed. Traditional philosophical terms are: ego, individualitas, and persona. Terms derived from Mysticism and rediscovered by the French Quieti
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Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
