A list of puns related to "Never Say Never Festival"
Yesterday a random girl was on my shoulders at a music festival. When she finally got down, I remarked "Well that's a weight off my shoulders!"
Needless to say she walked away and i never saw her again.
We were driving through town and the annual festival was going on.
Fiancee: Corn Fest is back to being down town? What happened to it being at the airport?
Me: Not that many people went when it was held at the airport. I guess you could say, it never really took off.
I got the biggest groan and eyeroll ever.
So we're talking about the Renaissance festival (Plantersville, Texas) and the stuff you can buy there since my buddy has never been. I was saying you can buy swords, armor etc and this is how the conversation goes.
Me: Dude you can buy long swords there, mail armor etc.
Chris: So can you buy female armor too?
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