Thanos made it to the front page with 2 words. Prequelmemes made it with 1. StarTrekGifs made it with 0 words. Can we make it with negative?

Negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearable_bears
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I had my patience tested today ...

I'm negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles_Deetz
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I broke my back in a car accident and I'm looking for a pun for my grad cap

So yeah I got into a car accident during college and I wanted to commemorate that on my grad cap. My mom won't let me put my mri, "you should put something positive on your cap, not something negative" so yeah a back pun is the next best thing I could think of putting on there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/summosa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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With a pandemic happening, I said to my nurse friend: "Stay safe!"

Their response: β€œYou, too; stay negative!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarisaberry
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Requesting a pun for 'MacAlpine'

Hopefully this is the right place for it - but I'm looking to create a wedding hashtag with our future last names. So far, we only have 'pining for macalpine' but, as someone pointed out, that has a rather negative connotation. Unfortunately, our first names don't lend to puns/rhymes.

Any alp would be appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_smallest_frye
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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All the other numbers didn't like the first integer lower than 0.

He was a negative one.

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A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day.

She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing. She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.

Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag.

The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn’t know for sure they just continued to watch her.

After a couple of weeks the wife asked, β€œHoney, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?”

He hadn’t and said so. Then she said, β€œTomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she’s really doing.”

Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. β€œWell, is she selling drugs?” she asked excitedly.”

β€œNo, she’s not.” he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.

β€œWell, what is it, then?” his wife fairly shrieked.

The man grinned and said. β€œHer name is Sally and she’s selling batteries.”

β€œBatteries?” cried the wife.

β€œYes,” he replied. β€œShe sells C cells by the Seashore.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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What blood type does a pessimist have?

B Negative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenSaltMedia
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John Travolta started experiencing Coronavirus symptoms.

One Sunday morning, he started having a fever, headache and a cold so he decided to go to the hospital to have himself tested. After the test, he talked with the doctor who told him that he tested negative for Coronavirus - it was just Saturday night fever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrewy211
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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As a Mathmatician...

I will stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cirrus_Minor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Why did 0 stop hanging out with -2?

He thought he would become negative too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimReaperSr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?

A negator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinSpartan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Please pardon my attitude.

Due to coronavirus, I'm trying to stay negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Punning replaced my old past-time.

I used to be a film photographer but learned it was a negative hobby.

One that lens itself to bad puns.

The kind that make you shutter.

I have proof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHK1961
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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My girlfriend's phone read -0 degrees this morning.

Negative way of looking at it, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimothyDavid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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I'm Ambivalent about Batteries

They have their positives and negatives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, complex and negative half the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phantomPl0x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Donating blood can be A-positive experience

But sometimes it can B-negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart. But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth. 6 respected 9, even though lewd jokes always seemed to be made about the two. 6 found that 3 and himself could come together and be seen as equal to 9. When 9 was removed, 6 had a very negative feeling. Some were considered prime suspects in 9’s death. 2, 3, 5, and 7. 6 knew it had to be 7. His involvement with 9 added up two well. 6 snuck into 7’s house. He looked up from the floorboards, and found himself under 7. An admittedly inappropriate position for him, but 6 saw the proof he wanted: 9’s body, half devoured. 7 was a cannibal... 7 8 9. 6 has spent the remainder of his days terrified of 7, worried that someday 7 will learn what 6 knows... And promptly solve his problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlJo27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Why doesn’t the electron smile?

All he has are negative thoughts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeonGreenTaxi56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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My coworker found out her blood type

Coworker: I'm B positive...be positive, get it?!

Me: I'd laugh, but I'm A negative person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElliottEnriquez
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Why are photographers so hesitant to get into a relationship?

They're interested in developing one, but can't stop focusing on all the negatives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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No matter how attractive you may find him/her, never ask a photographer to step into a dark room and see what develops.

The answer is almost always in the negative. (Yes, it's a bad pun--enough to make you shutter.)

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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The Blitz of Puns

It really grinds my gears when people say stick-shift is obsolete.

Most people like their music bass-boosted, but it seems like too much treble.

When an astronaut drinks tea, he takes a big space-sip.

The best electricity puns are live wires. Coppers really don’t know how to resist these in a coil. If you make enough of this type of pun you can really blow their fuses. You need to be smart about how you conduct these so you don’t overload your capacitors.

The only kind of rap I like is the wrapping paper on gifts.

Scissors always cut to the point.

Airplane puns always fly overhead. You have to be careful so you don’t stall out. Always use better judgement so you nose how to dive. When used correctly, this pun classification can really propel to infinity and beyond. However, if misused, the fall from grace is full of turbulence.

When working with electricity puns always make sure to be grounded to prevent shocking results.

Mr. Tea says, ”Don’t be a fool, stay in school!”

i c e i c e w a t e r

Architecture is an aspiring career path.

β€˜Pun’ puns don’t add up. The are starting to get negative receptions.

I’ll do algebra. I’ll even do calculus. But graphing is where I draw the line.

Plants should always rooted in the ground.

Never argue with people when they are right or nobody will be left hanging out with you.

Rocks make boulder moves. This means they are pelite and not jagged. Don’t take these puns for granite.

Cheese puns are grate because you don’t have to ask for parmesan to use them.

Eskimos have cold personality. It is an ice society, but some of their history chills my spine.

My dog died a few years ago. It was really ruff.

I am not a fan of wind turbines.

Life is like driftwood. You never know where you will float.

Christmas lights stick together. When one goes out, they all do.

Puns about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.

Rocket scientists cannot fuel around or something bad can happen.

A baker is someone who kneads to make baked goods.

I sometimes wear stripes to avoid being spotted.

Sponges are great at absorbing liquids.

Contrary to the name, relationships have nothing to do with boats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zmanofdoom95
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Why are mathematicians always so happy?

Because the root of their negativity is imaginary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrumpyWendigo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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What do you call a polarizing couple?

Negative Nancy and Positive Pete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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My wife told me I have a magnetic personality.

I wasn't sure if that's a positive or a negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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My son asked me while looking at an ant colony, "Dad, does ant matter?"

I answered negatively, "does ant matter".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quantum_paradoxx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Why is 0 a optimistic number?

Because 0 is never a negative number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoulSilver1712
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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What do e^Ο€i and a pessimistic anesthetist have in common?

They are both negative numbers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandhiLeone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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What do vampires call someone with O-negative blood?

What do vampires call someone with O-negative blood? Answer: A universal dinner.

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I’m going to sell all my shares of Kodak stock...

The company has a real negative attitude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRMIB
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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One of my employees was having problems with his vehicle's​ audio system.

Him: "My bass is so loud, it's vibrating my negative terminal off of the battery."

Me: "So in other words, the bass is giving you treble?"

He's a dad too so, he laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RewrittenSol
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I just got my new job as a vacuum cleaner salesman. I asked my boss if I had any sales quota

And he said β€œno, we work in a negative pressure business”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkofLight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Girlfriend hit her roommate with this one while she was out getting breakfast this morning.

Girlfriend woke up this morning and threw up and is cramping badly, so she took pregnancy test. I've had kids, been through this before, but it came out negative. Her roommate had been joking about my gf being preggo before she left to get breakfast, so my wonderful woman hit her with this one:

https://i.imgur.com/DCFyfQv.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoSaysCory
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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I asked the phlebotomist to proofread my book report while I donated blood...

She said it was typo negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__BitchPudding__
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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The proton says to the electron,

" Why so negative bro?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvadNamNav
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2017
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My IQ test result just came in and I’m really relieved!

Thank God it came back negative!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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What's Hitler's favorite number

Negative 6,000,000

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Continuum_Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2016
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Do you know any good photography jokes?

Negative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crasyeyez
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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Horse Puns

Funniest horse puns and jokes

A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky. The landlord says: β€œHey, we’ve got a whisky named after you.” The horse replies: β€œWhat, George?”


A horse trudges slowly into a pub and orders a drink. β€œEvenin’” says the barman, β€œwhy the long face?”


A horse walks into a smart cocktail bar. The doorman says: β€œWait you can’t come in here without a tie.”The horse goes out to his car, looks in the boot and gets a set of jump leads, which he ties around his neck.He goes back in and says to the barman: β€œThis alright?” The barman says: β€œHmm, ok… but don’t be starting anything.”


A poorly-looking horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head. He orders a glass of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness. He downs the lot and says to the barman: β€œI shouldn’t really be drinking this with what I’ve got?” β€œWhy, what have you got?” β€œAbout Β£2 and a carrot.”


Which side of a horse has more hair? The outside What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neighbours


A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet. β€œWill I be able to race this horse again?,” he asks The vet replies: β€œOf course you will, and you’ll probably win!”


Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!


A dead horse walks into a bar and orders a whisky.

β€œI’m sorry, sir,” says the barman. β€œWe don’t serve spirits..


A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. β€œExcuse me, good sir,” the horse says, β€œare you hiring?” The manager looks the horse up and down and says, β€œSorry, pal. Why don’t you try the circus?” The horse nickers. β€œWhy would the circus need a bartender?”


Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condition as stable.


What did the horse say when it fell? β€œI’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”


Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe? A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.


A man rode his horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible? The horse’s name was Friday.


Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse!


What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!


What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class? Why the long face?


What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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I guess you could say that a pessimistic astronaut draws life in...

negative space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razzlesnazzlepasz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2016
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I'm sick of my job at the photo lab.

My life is developing too many negatives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/animalparty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2013
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How was the review posted right before Van Gogh mutilated himself?

It was sev-ear-ly negative!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/girr0ckss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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Doctors are moving away from BMI for diagnosing obesity

I think the earlier challenges in comprehensive diagnosis came from the difficulty in getting results from patients. BMI is so easy it's automatic.

Meanwhile, getting body fat percentage required calipers or an intensive water displacement test. The distribution of body fat is never concrete; when does back fat stop and butt fat begin? Then, negative physiological effects of these two is the third indicator. Those need a host of diagnoses.

We are moving to a time when getting those figures has never been easier and thus could have never before been done on a large scale.

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What blood type makes people pessimists?

B negative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elevatedoctopus
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I challenged, I failed. Dad triumphs.

My friend asked this on her wall on facebook.

Anyone else suffering from electricity shortage?

Dad: Nope. That would be shocking! Or revolting.

Me: Ohmm...These puns are so ampty..needs to be more electrifying

Dad: OP, Watt??

Dad: The puns are the current thing.

Me: I hope nobody breaks the circuit of these puns.

Dad: Wire you worried about that? They'll just socket to ya!

Me: This is such a Polarity moment. Say Cheese, Brofs SPARK

Dad: Don't be negative. Try alternating. It's not terminal.

Me: You have bested me, You win. #dadjokes too good

The Dad is strong, too strong.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2014
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Proud dad

Driving my daughter to school this morning, we passed a company with a big sign that said Plus Consulting. I said, "I wonder why they don't consult on minuses." My daughter said, "because they're too negative." Hearty dad laughing commenced and she beamed with pride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davy_Dee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2015
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Professor told a joke worthy of this subreddit today.

In my computer science course, my very old professor busts this out during a discussion of logic:

"I went to a logic conference once, and the lecturer said, 'it's interesting that a double negative gives you a positive, isn't it? I mean, a double positive doesn't give you a negative.'

Someone from the back of the room scoffed and went, 'yeah, yeah.'"

Half the class chuckled, half the class groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrimsonAce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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My dad's corny jokes

My dad has this habit of pretending he didn't hear what you said, and then "repeating" it. Like if I said I was going to see an art show, he'll say, "You're going to a FART show? I had no idea you'd have any interest in that!" Lots of jokes along those lines, amongst others.

When I was younger I would laugh because he was kinda funny, and also to make him happy, but as I've gotten older I laugh not JUST because he's funny (in a corny way) but because the fact he still makes these jokes makes me so happy and really warms my heart. My mom is physically disabled, my dad has a bunch of health issues, we've all suffered terribly at times because of all this illness. And no matter how bad it gets, my dad is always there trying his hardest to put a smile on other people's faces and to lighten the mood a bit with his jokes. I've always been the type of girl to mope and be depressed when things are hard, but as I've gotten older I've tried to be more like my old man because I think it's something really special and admirable and selfless about stepping outside of your own negativity to give others something to laugh at or smile about. My dad is such a fuckin hero, I love him so much, and I can't imagine how unbearable this world would seem at times without him trying to make us all laugh.

So to all you dads telling your corny dad jokes, don't ever stop. Your kids and wife might groan or roll their eyes, but inside they love their corny old man and appreciate the goofy puns and fart jokes you tell!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Osusanna
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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Got my blood type today

Told my wife "I'm A-! I'm so rare, now I have a responsibility to give blood! Unbelievable!"

Wife - "stop being so negative!"

"It's in my blood!"

Groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monkeyrogue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2016
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I came home to see my 2 year old Tabby had destroyed my favorite couch.

All I could think was, "You've cat to be kitten me right meow." I'm torn on how I feel about her... I wish I could retract what she did but there's no point getting clawed up in the negative emotions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chucos007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2013
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I think my my brother-in-law is ready to be a Dad.

So my sister is pregnant and very pessimistic from being very pregnant. They're discussing blood types at the dinner table and I walk in mid conversation.

Bro-in-law: "You are A negative, and I am trying to B positive."

My sister started crying, I think because the joke was so bad.

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I took an x-ray to see if my hand was broken

The results were negative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nazaro
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2015
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I thought I got my gf good while studying blood types yesterday, but then...

Me: "So what's your blood type?" GF: "O negative" Me: "Why do you have to be so negative?" GF: "It's in my blood."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PropofLOL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2016
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I labeled the four 'claws' on my car's jumper cables

One on each of the two positive and two negative ends:

Jed. Jethro. Granny. Ellie Mae.

("the Clamp-its.")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone4011s
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2015
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Went to the doctor with my wife.

The doctor asked my wife if she knew her blood type she said no but then I said it must be A Negative because she has A Negative personality. My wife gives me that look, the doctor rolls his eyes. The doctor then asks me if I know my blood type for some reason (http://www.betterbirth.com/site/rh-negative) I say it's B Positive, because my personality is always to B Positive. Wife puts her face in her hand, doctor chuckles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b1kerguy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2014
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My great uncle just dadjoked me with this email.

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you

can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be

driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends,

family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much

on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit

there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to

stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin

flowing and pumps up the old heart!

At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in. It's

an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

PLEASE DO YOUR PART! LOVE EACH OTHER! YEP!

My job is done! Life is too short for negative drama and petty

things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

From one unstable person to another. I hope everyone is happy in your head -

we're all doing pretty well in mine!

Just kidding. All my travel plans are to doctors and the bathroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dantheman757
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2014
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What is Eeyore the donkeys blood type?

O Negative............ 😒

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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Dad joked my friends after a blood drive.

Me: My blood is the best.

Them: Why? Are you O negative?

Me: No, they wrote an A plus on the bag

Them: (face palm)...Go away.

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Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Never take advice from electrons

They are always negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendaryGorilla
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I’m such a pessimist

Even my blood type tells me to B Negative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Negative numbers

I absolutely hate negative numbers. I hate them so much. I will stop at nothing to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saudadetuas135
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Got my dog a check up at the vet today.

They said they needed a CAT scan

CAT scan came back negative.

Dog confirmed not a cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikoloy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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I am so pessimistic

That even my blood type is B negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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