A list of puns related to "Nannie"
I need au pair
βWell leave her on the side and just eat your vegetablesβ.
In her Drescher drawer
I wished him a happy nanniversary.
βcos that dead one wasnβt working out.β
I just got a batch of letters from the kids I student taught and was in the middle of writing them back.
Me: I only have 8 more letters to write and then I'm done!
Boy: That won't take long! You just have to write ABCDEFGH and be done!
I've taught him well.
I sneezed.
My boyfriend: Gesundheit!
Nanny: Not anymore.
Me: Wha-?
Nanny: Goes in loose now.
She's a real hootin' Nanny.
Thereβs a crook and nanny in the nook and cranny
I'm a nanny, the family I work for typically hang out for 10-30 minutes before the parents leave me and baby alone, just to chat and catch up, as well as to mitigate any potential meltdowns from a sudden leaving.
Anyway, Baby has started walking and is very keen to investigate everything. Yesterday he was headed straight to the electrical outlet. So I said to him, "oh no that's not a toy! Our fingers don't go there,"
Dad says, "baby disagrees"
"That's shocking."
Dad, "That's better than any dad joke I've come up with"
Called her a hootin' nanny
When a Billie goat and a nanny goat have sex, are they just kidding
I'm currently running my players through a D&D adventure titled "Curse of Strahd".
Last session, my players found a journal revealing details about the main villain, Count Strahd Von Zarovich. When they acquired it, I passed the adventure book over--opened up to an illustration depicting the journal's pages--and one of the players proceeded to read. After struggling for a bit, he said, "I'm having a tough time reading this cause it's so cursive."
Yes," I responded. "It's the cursive Strahd."
I had that one chambered and ready for weeks, just waiting for the right moment.
What my players don't know is that I'm also going to include a few other bits of flavor for my them to find as they progress through the game:
After drilling a hole, inserting the plastic sleeve, then driving a philips head to attach the nanny cam securely to the wall in our baby's room...
Wife: "Good job! You nailed it!"
Me: "Actually honey, I screwed it."
I went to the library with the kids (7 y/o girl, 3 y/o boy) I nanny and got all these children's books for the little boy. We got home and I opened them to read to him and there were no words. Just pictures. Me: Are you kidding me? Little girl: What is it? Me: This book has no words! Girl: You shouldn't of judged the book by its cover. Needless to say she owned me
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