My daughter always struggles when trying to spell the word "icy."

I see why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myverypunnydad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2023
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I painted my favorite word
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πŸ‘€︎ u/travischapmanart
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2022
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My kid challenged me to find a word that rhymes with β€œcurious”, but it turns out he tricked me and wasted my time because there are none.

I’m still furious about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2022
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When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my French" after a swear word

I'll never forget the first day of school when the teacher asked did we know any French.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfPacific
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2022
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My wife said, β€œWhy don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?”

I said, β€œThat’s...a novel idea.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikonDexter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2022
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My kid has conjured a new word for last place

Least first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaindaCentral
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2022
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My youngest child is having difficulties spelling the word β€˜icy’

I see why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xharry998
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2022
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I love using the word "mucho" around my Spanish-speaking friends

It really means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok_Presence36
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2022
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My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year & he still can't say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coop41321
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2022
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My 5yo daughter had learnt a new word but kept misspelling it as 'Histroy'.

I held her by her shoulders, looked her in the eye and said 'Kid, you'll write history some day'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExpertEconomy5854
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2022
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Someone scratched a bad word into my fence post.

It was a-fence-ive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RemnantReturning
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2022
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I would like to thank my teacher for teaching me the word "plethora"

That means a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godsot_235
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2022
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My favourite word in the English language is frequently

I try to use it as often as possible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2022
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Why doesn't my cat understand a word that I say to it?

It's because it only speaks Purr-tuguese

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2022
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If I were hit by a car, my last word would probably start with an β€˜S’

But I’d end with a hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aistivy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2022
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My son: Dad, what does the word β€œinconsequential” mean?

Me: Don’t worry about it. It’s not that important.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2022
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I was playing Wordle and on my last guess I had GRA_E. So I tried the word Grace

It turns out I made a Grave error

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B_newmyer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2022
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My Word
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anukrit_Subedi
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!

I was taken aback...what a weird way to start a conversation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeLoveTheStonks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2021
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Me: I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present

Cop: You ARE the lawyer

Lawyer: So where’s my present?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrOsteoblast
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2022
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I asked my wife if she knew the french word for urinate

She said "wee"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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Been playing a daily alphabet word game with my daughter, I could tell she was getting bored with it by C, I asked her "what's something you're not good at beginning with C?...

...She said "Spelling"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2022
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My son got in trouble at school today. His teacher asked him to submit a 1,000 word essay...

He handed her a picture instead!

That's my boy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2022
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My cousin was trying to study for a spelling test. He kept getting hung up on the word 'apocalypse'.

I told him it wasn't the end of the world....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriskAvenue
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2022
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6yr old daughter delivered gold while my wife helped her with a word puzzle.

Daughter says "You should be a private tutor." Wife responds "Why do you say that?" My Daughter laughs and replys "Because your farts smell so bad!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zetorio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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Take my Word
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zarhouni
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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My brother in law was trying to explain something, and was trying to think of a word for the opposite of β€œverbally”

And I said: β€œoh you mean Nounally!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaden-YoungBlood
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2022
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[META] My friend and I launched a daily dad-joke word game!

Pundle is daily fun with a pun on your phone/tablet/computer. I’ve written hundreds of puns and dad jokes for the game, and you’ll be able to solve one puzzle per day. We’re getting rave reviews on Twitter, and about 1,500 players a day since its launch just last week! Also it’s completely totally free. Check it out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Christiancarrion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2022
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I had the worst day at work yesterday. I was having bad indigestion and holding in my farts when I was called into my boss's office. Without saying a word, my boss handed me a termination letter. I was so upset, I tore it up, and...

letter ripped.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2022
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My son is going to name his child a six-letter word that rhymes with "curd".

I think it's absurd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2021
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Every time I (an English teacher) correct my wife's misuse of a word, she laughs it off and says...

"That's why I get for marrying a linguinist!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerodsanto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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My wife has been using the word β€œmansplaining” incorrectly in her conversations.

I have no idea how to correct her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2021
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My daughter’s teacher called me yesterday to tell me that my child’s vocabulary was exceptional for her age group. She was even able to define the word plentiful.

I told her, β€œthank you that means a lot”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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You have my word
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Python119
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Teaching my daughter how to read, I showed her the word "group"

She told me to gro up.

(actually happened earlier today)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webworks2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2022
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One day my annoying Spanish neighbours threw a piece of paper into my yard, with the word "Guerra" written on it.

"That's it," I said. "This means war!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jche98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2022
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My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"

What a strange way to start a conversation with me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isthisgood12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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My favorite word is "drool"

Just rolls off the tongue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quesadiaz42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2022
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My son asked me what the longest word is in the English language. I said, β€œSmiles.”

Because there’s a mile between the S’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agent25522
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2022
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My dad doesn’t use the internet so I must be the prophet who spreads the good word of bad jokes

We’ve been in a bad joke email war for some time now. It’s been so long, I don’t remember how it started. It may have happened when I moved out after staying with him and my mom for a while.

Long story short: I’ve got a lot of dad jokes to share with y’all, because we are constantly sending β€œdad jokes” to each other. And I have hundreds of jokes that are LITERALLY from my dad.

All the best jokes? They are headed your way!

Here’s some to get you started. I am copying and pasting them exactly as he writes in the email so you can get the full β€œdad” effect. He’s 72.

Everyone who can, take a moment out of your day to call your dad.

β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”

the male pumpkin told the female pumpkin ................you look gourdish today boo me love dad

β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”

Exaggeration is a billion times better than understatement..........................love, dad

β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”

Is it true that if you teach a wolf to meditate it becomes an "aware wolf" ?

β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”

If swimming is good for your figure how do you explain whales?

Bad aina, I almost didn't send it.......................................Love dad

β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”

Have a good night everyone, and see you soon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Queen_Of_Ashes_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2021
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I taught my four year old son how to use the word abundance in a sentence.

He said "thanks Dad, that really means a lot".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/virtual_no_body
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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I use the word Mucho around my Spanish friends

It means a lot to them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YT_JRGRAND
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2022
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When i'm around my Spanish speaking friends I always use the word "mucho"...

It means a lot to them..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBoringRogue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2021
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My wife said, β€œWhy don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?”

I said, β€œThat’s.....a novel idea.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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When I was a kid, my parents would always say, β€œExcuse my French” after a swear word...

I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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My wife keeps using the word "mansplaining" incorrectly...

I'm not sure what to do about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sattoth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2021
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A man in an interrogation room says, β€œI’m not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"

The lawyer shrieks, "Exactly! So where’s my present?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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