A list of puns related to "My Word!"
I see why.
Iβm still furious about it.
I'll never forget the first day of school when the teacher asked did we know any French.
I said, βThatβs...a novel idea.β
Least first.
I see why
It really means a lot to them.
Which I think is poor for four.
I held her by her shoulders, looked her in the eye and said 'Kid, you'll write history some day'.
It was a-fence-ive.
That means a lot
I try to use it as often as possible
It's because it only speaks Purr-tuguese
But Iβd end with a hit.
Me: Donβt worry about it. Itβs not that important.
It turns out I made a Grave error
I was taken aback...what a weird way to start a conversation.
Cop: You ARE the lawyer
Lawyer: So whereβs my present?
She said "wee"
...She said "Spelling"
He handed her a picture instead!
That's my boy!
I told him it wasn't the end of the world....
Daughter says "You should be a private tutor." Wife responds "Why do you say that?" My Daughter laughs and replys "Because your farts smell so bad!"
And I said: βoh you mean Nounally!β
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letter ripped.
I think it's absurd.
"That's why I get for marrying a linguinist!"
I have no idea how to correct her.
I told her, βthank you that means a lotβ
She told me to gro up.
(actually happened earlier today)
"That's it," I said. "This means war!"
What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
Just rolls off the tongue.
Because thereβs a mile between the Sβs.
Weβve been in a bad joke email war for some time now. Itβs been so long, I donβt remember how it started. It may have happened when I moved out after staying with him and my mom for a while.
Long story short: Iβve got a lot of dad jokes to share with yβall, because we are constantly sending βdad jokesβ to each other. And I have hundreds of jokes that are LITERALLY from my dad.
All the best jokes? They are headed your way!
Hereβs some to get you started. I am copying and pasting them exactly as he writes in the email so you can get the full βdadβ effect. Heβs 72.
Everyone who can, take a moment out of your day to call your dad.
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the male pumpkin told the female pumpkin ................you look gourdish today boo me love dad
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Exaggeration is a billion times better than understatement..........................love, dad
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Is it true that if you teach a wolf to meditate it becomes an "aware wolf" ?
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If swimming is good for your figure how do you explain whales?
Bad aina, I almost didn't send it.......................................Love dad
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Have a good night everyone, and see you soon!
He said "thanks Dad, that really means a lot".
It means a lot to them
It means a lot to them..
I said, βThatβs.....a novel idea.β
Iβll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...
I'm not sure what to do about it.
The lawyer shrieks, "Exactly! So whereβs my present?!"
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