My printer was making music so I checked it out.
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music....
Think it's the Chopin board.
I asked my geologist friend what his favorite music was
After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.
I've got a ton of sick beets.
I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..
Apparently the paper was Jamming.
My daughter says she's not doing well in music class.
She's having a hard time taking notes.
My neighbor is playing very loud music
My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite
My cousin is trying to fit the most elephants, geese and bulls ever in a vintage music shop.
He's breaking all sorts of records.
"Why do you like my music so much?" The grape asked his fans.
The fans responded: "Because your music just raisinates with us!"
Laughing off the pun his fans had just made, the grape replied: "Well, that's raisinable!"
I taught my chickens to perform classical music.
You should hear their Bok cantatas.
Someone keyed a music note into my car
The damage appears to B Minor
Anyone know why music keeps coming from my printer?
O nevermind. The paper just keeps jamming
My son asked me “What music did you listen to when you were young?” I said, “Pete Townshend”.
My son: Who?
Me: Exactly.
I can’t listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.
I simply cannot Handel it.
John: I failed my first indigenous Australian music exam
My son is involved in the school music program...
I told him i offered his director some assistance. They said yes.
Now I get to be a band-aid.
My son asked me, “What was your favourite music to listen to when growing up?” I said, “Led Zeppelin”.
My son: Who?
Me: Yes, they were good too.
My head lice are playing music out loud
My music teacher said:
You are lacking musiquality
It’s like music to my ears
Hey kids! I put that Waze app in charge of my music playlist.
It keeps telling me to take the Backstreet Boys!
This music video drew my attention
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My friend kept saying Music coming out of my Laptop always sound beautiful
I said of course, it's aDell
My Music Pun of the Week. I have to change it Every. Single. Week. I'm running out of ideas.
I took my clarinet back to the music shop,
"I don't know what it is," I said, "I can only seem to be able to play one tune on it, Perfect Day, nothing else seems right or in tune."
"Let's have a look," said the assistant as he dismantled my clarinet.
"Ha, there's the problem, looks like it was fitted with a Lou Reed."
My new desk fan loves music.
My music teacher gave me the best compliment ever
So i (16M) like jokes. I told one to my (awesome dad joke enthusiast) music teacher that went something like.
him picking up a guitarr
Me: why are you so sträng?
Sträng means guitarr string and also strict as in a strict teacher in Swedish.
He laughed a bit and said: "you are gonna make a great dad"
Thank you Pär, love ya buddy!
After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher told me I should be tenor.
Tenor twelve feet away from her and all musical instruments at all times.
My neighbors listen to awesome music
Whether they like it or not
My buddy Jesus got promoted to a supervisory position and I got to choose the music for his promotion party.
I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"
I like jazz but my cannibal friend likes pop music
He thinks I have a weird taste.
I can hear music coming out of my printer.
I think the papers jammin’ again!
Listening to my music in 4k
My dog would like to hit pause on his music career.
That means he would like to continue with it.
I went to a music store to go Chopin, but I forgot my Liszt.
So I decided to just go Bach home.
I recently changed my alarm clock music to a Justin Bieber song.
Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day so that I don’t have to listen to it.
so for Christmas I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our founding fathers
It’s a wreath of Franklin
My printer was making music so I checked it out
Turns out the paper was jamming
My printer started making music, so I checked it out...
One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music
I think it’s the Chopin board.
After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher said that I should be tenor.
Ten or twenty feet away from her at all times.
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