My printer was making music so I checked it out.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music....
Think it's the Chopin board.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
My son was telling me that he has just failed his exam in Aboriginal music...
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I asked my geologist friend what his favorite music was
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︎ Nov 06 2020
After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.
I've got a ton of sick beets.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..
Apparently the paper was Jamming.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
My daughter says she's not doing well in music class.
She's having a hard time taking notes.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
My neighbor is playing very loud music
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︎ Nov 21 2020
My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite
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︎ Nov 09 2020
My cousin is trying to fit the most elephants, geese and bulls ever in a vintage music shop.
He's breaking all sorts of records.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
"Why do you like my music so much?" The grape asked his fans.
The fans responded: "Because your music just raisinates with us!"
Laughing off the pun his fans had just made, the grape replied: "Well, that's raisinable!"
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I taught my chickens to perform classical music.
You should hear their Bok cantatas.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Someone keyed a music note into my car
The damage appears to B Minor
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Anyone know why music keeps coming from my printer?
O nevermind. The paper just keeps jamming
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︎ Oct 29 2020
My son asked me βWhat music did you listen to when you were young?β I said, βPete Townshendβ.
My son: Who?
Me: Exactly.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
I canβt listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.
I simply cannot Handel it.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
John: I failed my first indigenous Australian music exam
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︎ Sep 15 2020
My son is involved in the school music program...
I told him i offered his director some assistance. They said yes.
Now I get to be a band-aid.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
My son asked me, βWhat was your favourite music to listen to when growing up?β I said, βLed Zeppelinβ.
My son: Who?
Me: Yes, they were good too.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
My head lice are playing music out loud
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︎ Sep 07 2020
My music teacher said:
You are lacking musiquality
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Itβs like music to my ears
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︎ Feb 21 2020
Hey kids! I put that Waze app in charge of my music playlist.
It keeps telling me to take the Backstreet Boys!
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︎ Apr 11 2020
This music video drew my attention
https://preview.redd.it/zvki93lxox151.png?width=939&format=png&auto=webp&s=18ec66f3737f805d7e1fa7ad519cd53414111913
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︎ May 30 2020
My friend kept saying Music coming out of my Laptop always sound beautiful
I said of course, it's aDell
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︎ Jul 04 2020
My Music Pun of the Week. I have to change it Every. Single. Week. I'm running out of ideas.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
I took my clarinet back to the music shop,
"I don't know what it is," I said, "I can only seem to be able to play one tune on it, Perfect Day, nothing else seems right or in tune."
"Let's have a look," said the assistant as he dismantled my clarinet.
"Ha, there's the problem, looks like it was fitted with a Lou Reed."
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︎ Jun 03 2020
My new desk fan loves music.
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︎ May 21 2020
My music teacher gave me the best compliment ever
So i (16M) like jokes. I told one to my (awesome dad joke enthusiast) music teacher that went something like.
him picking up a guitarr
Me: why are you so strΓ€ng?
StrΓ€ng means guitarr string and also strict as in a strict teacher in Swedish.
He laughed a bit and said: "you are gonna make a great dad"
Thank you PΓ€r, love ya buddy!
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︎ May 23 2020
After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher told me I should be tenor.
Tenor twelve feet away from her and all musical instruments at all times.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
My neighbors listen to awesome music
Whether they like it or not
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︎ Apr 09 2020
For my music people
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︎ Dec 17 2019
My buddy Jesus got promoted to a supervisory position and I got to choose the music for his promotion party.
I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"
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︎ Mar 17 2020
I like jazz but my cannibal friend likes pop music
He thinks I have a weird taste.
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︎ Mar 03 2020
I can hear music coming out of my printer.
I think the papers jamminβ again!
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Listening to my music in 4k
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︎ Jul 04 2019
My dog would like to hit pause on his music career.
That means he would like to continue with it.
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︎ Dec 23 2019
I went to a music store to go Chopin, but I forgot my Liszt.
So I decided to just go Bach home.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
I recently changed my alarm clock music to a Justin Bieber song.
Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day so that I donβt have to listen to it.
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︎ Nov 07 2018
so for Christmas I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our founding fathers
Itβs a wreath of Franklin
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︎ Dec 06 2019
My printer was making music so I checked it out
Turns out the paper was jamming
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︎ Feb 05 2021
My printer started making music, so I checked it out...
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︎ Feb 09 2021
My mate was telling me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music....
I said, βDidja redo it?β
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︎ Jul 07 2020
One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music
I think itβs the Chopin board.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher said that I should be tenor.
Ten or twenty feet away from her at all times.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
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