My printer was making music so I checked it out.

The paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrokeMyAxe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music....

Think it's the Chopin board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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My son was telling me that he has just failed his exam in Aboriginal music...

I said, "Didja redo it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I asked my geologist friend what his favorite music was

He said rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTVMixmix00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.

I've got a ton of sick beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..

Apparently the paper was Jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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My daughter says she's not doing well in music class.

She's having a hard time taking notes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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My neighbor is playing very loud music

It a noise me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite

Bach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbortedMunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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My cousin is trying to fit the most elephants, geese and bulls ever in a vintage music shop.

He's breaking all sorts of records.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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"Why do you like my music so much?" The grape asked his fans.

The fans responded: "Because your music just raisinates with us!"

Laughing off the pun his fans had just made, the grape replied: "Well, that's raisinable!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackhairedShan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I taught my chickens to perform classical music.

You should hear their Bok cantatas.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Someone keyed a music note into my car

The damage appears to B Minor

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Anyone know why music keeps coming from my printer?

O nevermind. The paper just keeps jamming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Brootalz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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My son asked me β€œWhat music did you listen to when you were young?” I said, β€œPete Townshend”.

My son: Who?

Me: Exactly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I can’t listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.

I simply cannot Handel it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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John: I failed my first indigenous Australian music exam

Paul: Well didgeridoo it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedispartan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My son is involved in the school music program...

I told him i offered his director some assistance. They said yes.

Now I get to be a band-aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yellow_Odd_Fellow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My son asked me, β€œWhat was your favourite music to listen to when growing up?” I said, β€œLed Zeppelin”.

My son: Who?

Me: Yes, they were good too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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My head lice are playing music out loud

Must be in my hair band

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My music teacher said:

You are lacking musiquality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ensar1134
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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It’s like music to my ears
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmckenzie7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Hey kids! I put that Waze app in charge of my music playlist.

It keeps telling me to take the Backstreet Boys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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This music video drew my attention

https://preview.redd.it/zvki93lxox151.png?width=939&format=png&auto=webp&s=18ec66f3737f805d7e1fa7ad519cd53414111913

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcir_semirg
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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My friend kept saying Music coming out of my Laptop always sound beautiful

I said of course, it's aDell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cloud68
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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My Music Pun of the Week. I have to change it Every. Single. Week. I'm running out of ideas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/melissaanne7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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I took my clarinet back to the music shop,

"I don't know what it is," I said, "I can only seem to be able to play one tune on it, Perfect Day, nothing else seems right or in tune."

"Let's have a look," said the assistant as he dismantled my clarinet.

"Ha, there's the problem, looks like it was fitted with a Lou Reed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My new desk fan loves music.

Its a metal fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TDEvans21
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My music teacher gave me the best compliment ever

So i (16M) like jokes. I told one to my (awesome dad joke enthusiast) music teacher that went something like.

him picking up a guitarr Me: why are you so strΓ€ng?

StrΓ€ng means guitarr string and also strict as in a strict teacher in Swedish.

He laughed a bit and said: "you are gonna make a great dad"

Thank you PΓ€r, love ya buddy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luer1001
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher told me I should be tenor.

Tenor twelve feet away from her and all musical instruments at all times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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My neighbors listen to awesome music

Whether they like it or not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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For my music people
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GraffeChokos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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My buddy Jesus got promoted to a supervisory position and I got to choose the music for his promotion party.

I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KatLikeGaming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I like jazz but my cannibal friend likes pop music

He thinks I have a weird taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elad-Volpert
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I can hear music coming out of my printer.

I think the papers jammin’ again!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Listening to my music in 4k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLAGUE8163
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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My dog would like to hit pause on his music career.

That means he would like to continue with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vEnoM_420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I went to a music store to go Chopin, but I forgot my Liszt.

So I decided to just go Bach home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I recently changed my alarm clock music to a Justin Bieber song.

Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day so that I don’t have to listen to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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so for Christmas I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our founding fathers

It’s a wreath of Franklin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalsgt90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My printer was making music so I checked it out

Turns out the paper was jamming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoshi_hopps
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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My printer started making music, so I checked it out...

The paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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My mate was telling me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music....

I said, β€œDidja redo it?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MARKHENRY88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music

I think it’s the Chopin board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher said that I should be tenor.

Ten or twenty feet away from her at all times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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