My Rainy Days Puns

A list of puns related to "My Rainy Days"

My dad always said to me: You have to have something for a rainy day

Today I made him proud..

I bought an umbrella

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Koru-racing
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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On this rainy day, I told my son we should play monopoly...

...he then took all the toilet paper from my bathroom and moved it to his.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zanman28
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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On a rainy day my dad told me my car was getting wet

I quickly ran outside to find my car windows were closed. He told me it was getting 'wet on the outside'.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gatorneedhisgat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 23 2016
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It was my first time to see Rihanna

It happened on a rainy day so one thing led to another and she ended up under my umbrella

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Slymood
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I discovered a paradigm in my washing machine.

I'll be putting that 20ยข in my rainy day fund.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mustacius
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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