My Coach Puns

I told him I only have two

Love meant nothing to her any more :(

To get his quarterback!

He said, “I kneed you to understand.”

You should play defense, no offense.

I could be a good tooter!

“Go figure.”

Oops, wrong sub.

UBUNTU.

SurPise!

I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two

I said it doesn’t matter, right, left, either oar

...She went from studying faults to double-faults.

We're having a midwife crisis.

I had no impact

Now I am on thin ice

It's turned into kind of a running joke.

Apparently he has three-pointers.

"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."

I'm more of a corduroy jacket.

Doing drills where we had to catch over our left shoulder, I made the catch but said "This doesn't feel right." Coach responds with "That's because it's in your left hand."

GG Coach G.

... maybe it flew away.

We saw the hitter on the other team swing with his left arm, then again with his right. My coach pointed it out and I looked her straight in the eye and said "I'm jealous coach, I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous"!

So we were having a handball tournament where we were allowed to name our own teams. So before the finals game, one of my coaches says "The two teams in the finals are the "brownies" and the "cupcakes"." Then my other coach, who is older and a dad, goes "sounds like a sweet deal"

One of my teammates wanted his attention, but had been ignored so far. Then, I witnessed this gold.

Friend: Coach, Coach! Ey!

Coach: B!

Everyone groaned while my coach giggled like a school girl.

I was celebrating my birthday with family when this exchange occurred between my grandpa and aunt.

My Aunt: "Sorry your uncle couldn't make it to the party. He has a little league game tonight."

Grandpa: "Isn't he a bit old for little league? Hehehe!"