Iβm on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.
Sir lock homes
He's got ninety-nine problems but a breach ain't one.
It was too bazaar.
I should have bought asparagus.
I got zero engagement.
Jesus!
Because he is not the best of the mall
I said, only if theyβre givinβ βem away, givinβ βem away, givinβ βem away now.
Guardians of the Galaxy.
I guess you could say he's an Ali-gator
They asked me to please Hold. ππ€²
They found his romaines at the scene of the crime.
Just for the halibut.
A waist of time.
My coworker and I tried to apprehend them but they were just too phosphorusβ¦
They had terrible sauces.
He's inconsolable.
I walked in and stole some guy's Rolex.
Oh, no, wait, she's back. She just went for groceries.
You work with your eyes closed
The Father responds with: βYou bet your ass!β
you shout "Donald, Duck" & everybody would just laugh
Investigator
But now I have bullions!
It's a mootual fund.
Or 3 for a Pfizer
Because they had no option.
...she was a keeper.
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
People are dying to get in!
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!
She said it was a waist of time.
Her: What can I do for you?
Me: I'm looking for a date.
Her: Oh, what kind of dates?
Me: Uhmm, just dinner and a movie :)
just a few hours ago my brother was talking about buying cinnamon rolls from his english teacher who bakes and sells it on instagram as a side hustle and i said IF SHES AN ENGLISH TEACHER SHE SHOULD CALL THEM SYNONYM ROLLS and honestly im super proud
Ideal
Cavity searches.
Person 2: 'Oman... They've travelled quite far.'
Or 3 for a Pfizer!
