Muis Puns

A list of puns related to "Muis"

My wife said I have to stop making puns of world capitals..

You win some, Jerusalem.

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👤︎ u/Far_Cauliflower_2365
📅︎ Dec 19 2022
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What kind of Dr is Dr Pepper?

A Fizzician

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👤︎ u/Far_Ad_9270
📅︎ Oct 06 2022
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Every time I walk past a certain lady at work she says, "Hola!"

I told her, "You gotta holatta holas!"

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👤︎ u/TrevorMagichair
📅︎ May 13 2022
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Me tomé el peor café de mi vida en el circo

La que me lo sirvió era malabarista

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👤︎ u/supernanzio
📅︎ Sep 17 2022
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A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." *poof*.

He disappeared without a tres.

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👤︎ u/Sarcastic-being
📅︎ Aug 06 2021
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My mother in law speaks Spanish and sometimes I have to apologize for laughing.

Lol siento.

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS
📅︎ Jun 03 2022
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Cómo se llaman los países del Medio Oriente que no se pueden encontrar?

Dóndestan

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👤︎ u/drone_bandit
📅︎ Jun 10 2022
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