It was just the Peeking Duck.
They are now being raised in a stable environment.
It’s called Rick Rolling
I'm not to sure where it is either but the news keeps saying there's good jobs there
He wants it to grow up in a stable environment.
It’s time to raise the steaks for dinner.
The bastard kept demanding first and last month's rent and I kept telling him I wasn't here last month
I Mississippi cup
Up until this point he's been swimming with me or Mom during class. This is the first level where he swims independently with a teacher. My wife was nervous about it, but I said:
"Don't worry, I'm sure it will go swimmingly."
Rode that high for a day or two.
Where there’s a Will, there’s a Wei.
It's going to be called Stud Finder
High Steaks
it's a cat apostrophe
You planet.
You could do that too if you had 100 feet.
But, I still managed to find them.
…don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground
My son wasn't doing well in the school he was in so my wife and I decided to pull him and try something else. I had a meeting with his new teacher to discuss curriculum and the things he will learn and I couldn't stop thinking about how attractive she was.
She caught me checking her out and seemed annoyed at first but then gave me a look that she liked it. I made my move and she responded positively. One thing lead to another and we ended up having sex. It was really good and I can't wait to have sex with her again.
So I would say that homeschooling is going pretty well so far.
(Joke's not original. But i thought this sub would like this}
I got pretty nuts while I was there.
It was groundbreaking news
The moon. It stays out all night
A little sus
This stomach here is round. Some shapes are round. So, I'm in shape.
A little more practice and I'll be playing goodminton.
The other shop owner called his buddy to have someone trash their store. They sent Hugh, big guy like 6'3'' 300pounds. Hugh goes in and busts the store up and scares the Friars off, sending them back to the monastery.
The moral of the story is, Hugh and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.
Because it turns out chicken tenders are not considered legal tenders
The Elevader.
...can they be refused?
It's open sauce software.
They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.
Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.
As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.
They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They saw a fully set dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal-looking glasses, goblets and silverware adorned the table. Spiders climbed on ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.
Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?
They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.
"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".
They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.
But the third said, confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.
The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hell, they knew, but none would turn back.
And the sound: "oOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuUUOOOO". Now loud enough to fill not only their heads but seeming to claw at their very souls!
Now at the basement door! The antique, crying squeak of the hinges eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee made the boys wince and almost cover their ears. But they had to know. WHAT is making that horrible, terrible sound?
"ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUoooooUUUUUUUOOOOOOO"
In the center of the basement lay an unholy coffin! A twisted artistic expression of murder, decay and
... keep reading on reddit ➡To which I replied..."So your intention is just to fiddle with it?"
Madagascara
My wife and son also did not find this funny in the car today when I thought it up.
Right so there's this farmer yeah and he's obsessed with tractors. His whole live revolves around them. He eats, sleeps and dreams tractors, but one day his wife is killed in a tragic tractor accident. The farmer decides he's had enough and completely strips tractors from his life, moves off the farm and tries to move on without his wife and love of tractors
Years later he's going on a blind date with a woman he met online. The dates going well when all of a sudden the restaurant bursts into flames! Everyone's panicking trying to put the fire out when the farmer stands up and takes a huge breath in, sucking in all the fire and smoke. He runs outside and releases all of the smoke into the air and saves the restaurant. Everyone's amazed at what the farmer has just done as they thank him and go back to their meals. His date sits back down on complete shock and says 'that was amazing how did you do that?!'
The farmer looks her in the eyes tearing up and says 'I'm an ex tractor fan'.
Edit: Title spelling
So I walked over to it and said, "You stink of wee."
Get up and move to another seat.
He said they were metro gnomes.
