Koalafications!
It cost him an arm and a leg...
Ministop
The ones that were down under.
Tonight I'm putting the mouse in the bathroom.
Yeah apparently its full of can-gurus!
G'day ween
For some reason I was kicked out of the pet store
Agstralia.
The entire stock - wiped out
I asked: Do you come from a LAN down under
but they’re the most dangerous in Queensland because they can move in any direction.
Good eye, mate
She was setting a booby trap.
His name is Stuart Lidl
They call him Stuart Lidl.
He was caught in the ACT
would that give you a colon oz copy?
It dingo well
Check, mate.
Checkmate.
Can I get the check, mate?
Now the streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
The LAN down under.
A pineapple cake
Boomer rang
Apparently, the fish love click bait.
edit:- rod*
The judge asked, "So you want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"
Mickey went, "I think what you heard me say was that she's fucking Goofy!"
Black Friday
I just bought a TV and it says "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is!
They call it Boo-Meringue.
The hippo gets out and the mouse says, "Fine, you can get back in!"
He shouts at the elephant, "Hey chubby! Get out the water!"
The elephant gets out and the mouse says, "Ok, you can get back in."
The mouse does this to a gorilla, giraffe and rhino as well.
Finally, the lion snaps and roars, "What's your problem mouse!?"
The mouse says, "I wanted to see which one of you stole my trunks!"
Disneyland
Go and stand over in the corner if you're cold, it's ninety degrees over there.
Comets.
In the plague ground.
Agstralia
I said, "Do you come from a LAN down under?"
