A list of puns related to "Montauk Highway"
Iβve never seen a better opportunity for a dentist to market themselves. Largest gathering of toothless land whales Iβve ever seen!
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My roommates found this dog here on Montauk highway about about 8:30 this morning. We fed him gave him water and have named him Shnitzle.
Looking for an owner. He's a GREAT dog with GREAT tempermant but my roommate's cat wants him dead.
Please PM me if you know anyone looking for a dog by this description. I will include my contact info in the reply.
Thanks r/LongIsland!
EDIT: Had to take the dog to the Southhampton Animal Shelter. We do not have a place to keep him for long. Hopefully the owner contacts the local shelters and can pick him up, otherwise when I move into my new apartment I want him!
Who's Ready for Night One of Phish at Atlantic City? Don't Do Anything I Wouldn't Do..
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Soundcheck: Theme From the Bottom, My Soul, We Are Come To Outlive Our Brains, Lonely Trip
8/13/2021 - Atlantic City, NJ (Show time: 7:30PM Eastern Time)
SET 1: (8:03 - 9:08) Cars Trucks Buses, AC/DC Bag^(1) > Blaze On^(2), Wolfman's Brother^(3), I Didn't Know^(4), Funky Bitch, Rift, Sand
SET 2: (9:46 - 11:07) Tweezer > Bathtub Gin > Everything's Right > Possum > 2001 > Rise Up (Come Together) > Harry Hood > More
ENCORE: (11:09 - 11:17) Loving Cup
Show Notes:
^(1)changed lyrics to "Put 'em on a beach and let 'em fight it out"
^(2)changed lyrics to "We'll be dancing on the beach"
^(3) Tweezer tease
^(4) Featuring Moses DeWitt
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Howdy r/phish ! It's an honor to host night one of Phish at Atlantic City! I had an absolute blast at the Hershey shows, it was so refreshing to get to hang out with all you wonderful people! I got to meet so many nice folks, and I'm so excited for all of you that are lucky enough to be in AC this weekend! Let us know how the beach is and what the vibe is in the crowd. I am so stoked to see you all dancing on the beach tonight on the webcast! Please let me know if anyone sees any small horses at the show.
I'm checking in from Baltimore, my power was out for a few hours but luckily we are back online in time for the show! Let me know where you're checking in from and how ya'll are feeling out there.
LET'S ROCK
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Band Member Fit Roll Call - Atlantic City 8/13/21
Thank you u/TheMagicOfPhish !
Trey Fit: Spotted Brown Button Up (Likely Borrowed From Page), Grey Skinny Jeans, Low Cut Grey Converse
Page Fit: Classy Blue B
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
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