Momijigari Puns

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

https://game-updates.info/craftopia?60

Critical Bug Fixes and Improvements

1. Greatly changed the systems related to the life of vehicles.
2. Removed DoT damage.
3. Damage taken and dealt will vary depending on the speed of vehicles.
4. Vehicles will now take damage when they hit an object at a certain speed or faster.
5. Enemies’ attacks will deal damage to vehicles.
6. Added "Lock-on camera". By default, you can toggle it with the Q key on keyboard, or the left button on gamepad.
7. For those who have been hosting dedicated server,.
8. The directory of the settings file and the save data of dedicated server have been changed from AppData to the same hierarchy as .exe(.86_64).
9. The key binding for hotkeys have been reset due to the operation modification. If you want to change it, please rebind it from the Setting menu.
10. Please note that due to the refurbishment of the network core part, when you match with a version of Craftopia older than November 2021, error message "Version is wrong" will not be displayed on the connection.
11. The inventory operation has been changed significantly. Please note that there are great changes from the existing operation method. Along with this, convenient functions such as Quick Stack that replenishes items at once from chests have been added.
12. Lock function for equipment items has been added. You would no longer inadvertently destroy your valuable equipment!

Newly Added Content

1. Added the new system "Fishery".
2. You can use the item "Cast Net" onto "Fish Shadow" on the sea to obtain various items.
3. "Fish Shadow" can be detected with the item "Detector".
4. You will obtain additional items if you do this in the morning (3 a.m. to 9 p.m. in the game time).
5. "Fish Shadow" may disappear after you obtaining items, but it will spawn in another place.
6. Please note that there are no "Fish Shadow" in the following maps.
7. Island of Beginning.
8. Island of Fire and Sand.
9. Island of Poisonous Forest.
10. Island of Hell.
11. New status effects have been added.
12. Chilled: Decreased movement speed and attack speed due to extreme coldness.
13. Frozen: Increased damage taken and unable to move for a while. Taking damage will break the ice and remove the effect.
14. Electro: Take additional damage of a certain percentage of the damage taken if you are attacked near the part under the Electro effect. Additional damage will spread to surrounding targets as well. 1

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.