A list of puns related to "Mom + Mom"
"She must have a pretty small car."
Me: "Did you notice that I touched your boobs last night while you were sleeping? They were nice."
Her: "What? Did they say please and thank you?"
It was Sunday dinner and my mom was telling the family about the last day at her old job.
Mom: Yesterday was a sad day, oh wait sorry, Friday was a sad day, yesterday was saturday
Dad (sounding sincere but knowing exactly what he is doing): I'm sorry to hear that honey. So is today the saddest day?
after a confused look from my mom, and a shared smirk + head shake from my brother and I, my dad then begins giggling to himself and basking in his own cleverness.
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