One of my favorite Colin Mochrie puns

"Our main story tonight is about a 100 year old woman who says her secret to old age is walking around barefoot and never brushing her teeth. More news on this super calloused fragile mistress hexed with halitosis after the break."

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Colin Mochrie at his best
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Not mine, but from Colin Mochrie in Whose Line Is It Anyway

β€œFamous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.”

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Man, I sure am impressed by Colin's jokes on Whose Line Is It Anyway!

He knows how to make a Mochrie of himself!

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Did you hear about the guy who fell into the upholstery machine?

He’s fully recovered now.

(Credit to Colin Mochrie)

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Never buy flowers from a monk.

Only you can prevent florist friars.

(Credit to twitter user @jonathan_howe)

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A man was sueing an airline for misplacing his luggage.

Unfortunately he lost his case

Source: Colin mochrie in whose line is it anyway

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My favorite quote from Colin Mochrie

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the Friars to close down their stall which was outside the mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one Friar, "Well if it was anyone else we might have gotten away from it, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist Friars".

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Why did Hugh Jackman punch a monk selling flowers?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars

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