I gave my other half a sweater for Christmas.

They really wanted a screamer or a moaner, but they got a sweater.

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👤︎ u/Uffda01
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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Mom told me she's getting me a sweater for Christmas.

I told her I'd rather have a screamer ...

or maybe just a moaner.

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👤︎ u/RayZinnet
📅︎ Aug 30 2018
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What do you call an artist that is always annoyed because they can't afford to own expensive artwork?

Moaner Leaser.

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👤︎ u/GaryGump
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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I got a sweater for Christmas.

What I really wanted was a moaner or a screamer.

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👤︎ u/TKJ
📅︎ Jun 22 2016
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