Mine flail Puns

I was playing Diablo 3 with a buddy of mine. I picked up a piece of vendor trash called "Baroque Grand Flail". I said "I thought Baroque was a type of music?" - my buddy said "Well if it's Baroque you might as well fix it". I could almost hear my Barbarian groan.

A friend of mine had a teacher in high school that, like many others, would write notes on the overhead or the whiteboard and, like many others, would end up standing in in the way of the text sooner or later.

If a student would ask "Mr. ____, can you move?" implying that they need him to move out of the way of their view of the text, he'd reply "Yes, I can!" and jump up and down in place, flailing his arms.