I man just bumped into me outside of the grocery store, spilling his milk, cream, and yogurt all over me… and I thought…
What kind of sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk?
None, there's udder silence!
Did you hear about that vegan who was condemning some random guy for drinking milk?
Have you ever drank so much milk you felt drunk...
I mean, drunk to the point you can't see pasteurised?
Did you know that Milk is the fastest liquid?
It's pasteurized before you even see it
Milk this for all it's worth
Devilled egg by u/MilkCarton69420
I used to think that the film Alien was about the trauma of making a cup of tea i.e. "I can't open this milk!"
"In space, no-one can. Here, use cream."
What do you call a cow who can’t give milk?
What do you call the amount of money you have allocated for a soft chewy sweet made from milk?
Does anyone know how to charge milk?
Because mine is stuck at 1%
what do you call a lactose intolerant person who drank an entire gallon of milk?
How much milk does a calf want?
We ran out of milk for the cereal
Waiting for dad to get back so we can continue this joke
Where do you get dragon milk from?
Was walking along the street when some guy chucked a carton of milk at my head.
I thought to myself, "how dairy!"
Wife: I put the cereal in the fridge instead of the milk.
Me: I didn't know you liked Frosted Flakes
What kind of bee makes milk?
Why do clowns like spoiled milk?
Because it tastes funny 😁
I heard a great myth about milk.
How do you know when you’re drinking kangaroo milk?
If honey bees make honey what kind of bees make milk?
How do you call milk that was been in a earthquake?
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk, and if they have avocados get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replies, "They had avocados."
Have you ever tried Mythical Cow Milk?
I heard it was Legend Dairy.
Where does Russia get its milk?
Mos-cow
Credit to my little brother for this one
I Posted a Joke about Milk Here Several Years Ago
It definitely hasn't aged well.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It’s pasteurized before you see it….
I’ll see my self out
Edit: wow thank all you lovely people for the awards!
A guy is at the store buying some milk.
When he gets to the checkout the cashier says, “Would you like the milk in a bag?”
The guy responds, “No, I’d like it in the carton please.”
Where do kittens get milk?
What type of Bees can be milked
When I was a boy, my dad taught me how to milk a cow.
Those are some of the best mammaries.
My dad pointed to a milk carton and asked What's this?
Me : "Soy milk"
Father : "Hola milk, Soy Dad"
what are cows thoughts on milking cows?
"its complete udder bullshit."
Thought I'd be clever and make an omelette with flour and milk
What a load of crepe that turned out to be
Did you hear about the guy who died drinking milk?
I’ve started putting milk on my bread before I fry it. But my family can’t stand it.
They are lactoast intolerant.
There were two astronauts having coffee, one of them was complaining about not being able to use milk.
The other astronaut said, "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."
The checker at the grocery store asked me if I wanted my milk in a bag.
I told her to leave it in the carton.
I've probably told checkers that 100 times, and not once did they get the joke.
A man just threw some milk, cream and butter at me.
What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk?
If a cow doesn’t produce milk…
…is it a Milk Dud or an udder failure?🤔
What kind of bees make milk?
Milk
Cashier: Would you like milk in a bag??
Me: No thanks, you can leave it in a jug.
A guy just threw a bottle of milk at my head...
If a cow doesn’t produce milk
Is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
I’ll moooove along
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