So my wife is a teacher, and is attempting to explain puns to her students. She mentioned that dad jokes would be the perfect examples. So what are ya'lls BEST puns?
Update: Thank you all, these were fantastic and had my wife and I chuckling through the weekend. She has more material than she thought possible! You also aided me in driving her insane by telling her these jokes almost every two minutes, so from the bottom of my heart; thank you for helping to fulfill my purpose, it's quite wonderful! Thank you all, these were all fantastic!
And his horse replied "you're thor? tell me about it! thith thaddle hath been chafing all day, and you won't believe how thor my back ith!"
"I've had it with your altitude"
It would have made him a smart Alec.
It was my first Iowa ska trip.
But I must have been wrong; he said, "I'm eighty."
(Aye, matey)
Horse: That’s because you don’t have a thaddle, idiot.
I thought he was just a quack addict.
So I just call her prints-ess
Someday, I Suppose...
But customers were happy to shell out the cash for it!
