Why is Dark spelled with a βKβ and not a βCβ?
Because you canβt βCβ in the dark
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︎ Apr 22 2021
'K, So...
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︎ Jun 20 2021
What are Michael Jacksonβs pronouns?
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︎ Jun 10 2021
Who was Michael Jackson's Favorite Cartoon Character
Mickππ¦π©π¦ Mouse!
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︎ Jun 29 2021
If Korean pop is called K-pop, what Chinese rap called?
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︎ May 28 2021
What is Michael Jackson's Favorite element in the periodic table?
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︎ Jun 21 2021
Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get a prize.
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︎ Jun 16 2021
How did George Michael get chocolate on his shirt?
He was careless with his Wispa.
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︎ Jun 14 2021
Did you also know Michael Jackson was part Native American?
He was a quarter Cherok-HEE-HEE!
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︎ May 15 2021
I recently did an impersonation of Michael Jackson.
Unfortunately the children were not pleased with that.
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︎ May 20 2021
I saw a guy wearing a "F**K 2020" jumper at the pub tonight.
I turned to my wife and said, "what a dated jumper"
Note: wife and friends groaned and eye rolled.
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︎ Jun 19 2021
I heard Michael Jackson on the radio the other dayβ¦
Now I canβt help but wonder if Annie really is ok.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
What did Michael Myers say after his son's first decapitation?
Wow, son. You're really get a head in life.
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︎ May 18 2021
What would Michael Jackson be called if he was in HeMan.
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︎ May 25 2021
Michael Scott approved
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︎ Jan 22 2021
He must feel lonely at (k)night
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What is the difference between a teepee and George Michaelβs toupee?
Oneβs a wigwam, oneβs a Wham! wig.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?
No reason to see one if it's ok.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
I hope that the universe keeps on expanding forever so all the heat runs out some day. It means that eventually things are gonna be 0 K
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Breaking News: K-pop band BTS has sued Phillips and Bose Corporations
Apparently their music was not audible in their noise cancellation headphones
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︎ May 16 2021
Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.
Iβm on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Michael Read Charts
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︎ Mar 03 2021
I went to K-mart the other day...
Because I really needed to buy a K
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︎ Apr 22 2021
I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess?
Because he can't decide whether he wants to be black or white
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Do you know what they call "the friend zone" in the U.K.?
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︎ Mar 10 2021
How does Michael jackson prepare his eggs?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Dad: Son, your love of Korean music is tearing this family apart.
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︎ Jun 22 2021
How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Michael Jackson's favorite tank
"Hey Michael Jackson, what's your favorite Japanese tank of World War II?"
"The Chi-HE-HEE!"
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Michael Che Fox.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
The problem with Michael Jackson puns is
You don't stop till you get enough
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Is it o.k. to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school...
....or, am I a really bad teacher ?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop
A Shamonarch, if you will.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
When I was little my mom told me I could be anything I want to be...
Turns out identity theft is a crime.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
George Michael died on Christmas Day
It was his last christmas.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Nice one Michael
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︎ Jul 22 2019
I've said it before and i'll say it again, Michael Jackson is not good.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What do you call J.K. Rowling at a rave?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What would Michael Jacksonβs pronouns be?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Is your name Michael? Yes or No?
Thank you for your participation.
I'm doing a Mike Check.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Why is dark spelled with a K?
Because you can't c in the dark.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because then it would be "darc"
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?
Because you can't see in the dark
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