Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays Puns

A list of puns related to "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays"

What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Ps Merry Christmas, happy holidays etc etc to all my fellow dads and dad joke lovers 👍

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👤︎ u/randomgeekydad
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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If I could shoot rockets out of my feet,

I would call them missile toes.

Have a Merry Christmas and happy holidays!

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👤︎ u/tigreye007
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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See, you’re the driver and I am the gas pedal

You depress me.

Merry Christmas!

Happy holidays!

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👤︎ u/Misterc006
📅︎ Dec 25 2017
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Didn't see that one coming...

Dad: Did I tell you about the holiday party I went to last week?

Me: No...

Dad: I met a woman with a Merry Christmas tattoo on one thigh, and a Happy New Year tattoo on the other. She said that everyone was welcome to come up between the holidays.

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👤︎ u/mrtitkins
📅︎ Jan 02 2014
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Birthday dadjoked

I remember this one from my toddler years. My b-day is June 14, which happens to be the unknown holiday called Flag Day.

Me: "Daddy, guess what day it is?"

Dad: "Oh, is it the 14^th already? Happy Flag Day son!"

I would get really upset at him every year for that one until I started to get the joke. Alternatively, my mom's birthday happens to be December 25. So you can imagine:

Mom: "Merry Christmas, honey!"

Dad: "Christmas? Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought it was your birthday!"

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👤︎ u/TheF0CTOR
📅︎ Jan 29 2014
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