"If this reminds you more than a little of Meno, where Socrates leads a slave boy into 'rediscovering' the truths of geometry through a combination of leading questions and implied conclusions, you're not alone." newhumanist.org.uk/articl…
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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👤︎ u/shampy311
📅︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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👤︎ u/Amazekam
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i Karenough to
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👤︎ u/Amazekam
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No spoilers
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👤︎ u/Onfour
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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👤︎ u/Lance986
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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👤︎ u/demotrek
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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👤︎ u/djcarves
📅︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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👤︎ u/mordrathe
📅︎ Dec 29 2021
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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👤︎ u/Sk2ec
📅︎ Jan 01 2022
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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👤︎ u/TheTreelo
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School Was Clothed
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👤︎ u/Kennydoe
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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👤︎ u/ridi86
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concrete 🗿
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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👤︎ u/LordCinko
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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👤︎ u/DonStimpo
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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is Isn't
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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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¿Qué jugador promesa te decepcionó o creés que no llegó a demostrar todo su potencial?

Decepciones y fiascos seguro hubieron muchos, pero yo me quedo pensando en que me hubiera gustado ver con más rodaje a Marcelo Cañete. Un poco de contexto para los desmemoriados: año 2011, Boca andaba de gira de pretemporada por Oceanía jugando contra equipos fantasmas que formaban con más white collar slaves que jugadores profesionales (de fútbol). Como es típico de esas giras que se hacen cuando la mayor parte de tu plantel sigue de vacaciones, se saca a pasear a los pibes de inferiores para que traigan souvenirs de países exóticos a cambio de correr unos minutos. En esos encuentros, que vi trasnochado esperando hasta las 5am a que empiece la previa, jugaron los típicos cabezas rapadas que debutaban con el primer equipo, y por su juego elegante y dinámico destacó Marcelo "el Chelo" Cañete. En resumen Boca hizo una pretemporada para el espanto, empatando con equipos mediocres, pero trajo una buena sensación que se enfocaba en la promesa del enganche Cañete.

Too bad que por ese entonces el equipo lo dirigía el Bichi Borghi. Ni bien comenzó el torneo local, ese Boca demostró ser uno de los equipos más nefastos del siglo XXI. En su insistencia por la línea de 3 en el fondo (anotá: Caruzzo - Insaurralde - Cellay; mamita...) al equipo le entraban por donde sea. Para colmo, era el tiempo en que Riquelme se la pasó más tiempo tomando mate en la enfermería que en el gimnasio, por lo que faltaba el enganche. Mi pensamiento fue "bueno, es hora de darle lugar al pibe Cañete" pero no... el buen Borghi se la jugó por Damián Escudero (quién??) un perro arrastrado que trajeron de Vélez que en todo su tiempo en el club no habrá conectado 3 pases seguidos con sus compañeros. Cañete tuvo sus esporádicas participaciones entrando algunos minutos en partidos que ya estaban condenados desde que el árbitro había pitado el comienzo. Luego Boca lo cede a préstamo afuera y se pasa su carrera por distintos clubes sudamericanos pero desapareciendo por completo del radar xeneize (si no recuerdo mal, pasó por Colo Colo, la U de Chile y creo que también por el fútbol brasilero).

No estoy diciendo que Cañete me parecía la siguiente estrella mundial, pero pienso que era una joya que el club no supo aprovechar bien porque se veía claramente que tenía cualidades: encarador, con pisada, aguantaba bien la pelota de espalda o pinchaba balones buscando algún compañero en el área, o por lo menos así se vió lo que hizo en aquella fatídica gira internacional. Para quienes no lo vieron, tenía un

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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👤︎ u/ENJOYblet
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The two genders
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👤︎ u/ShrimpRex
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Guns
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If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom” then shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced…

“BOOM”?!

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I like my coffee how I like my slaves

free

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👤︎ u/zRepulse
📅︎ Dec 17 2021
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A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know."

"That's what they're fighting about."

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Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn’t work.

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👤︎ u/tttestm
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Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii?

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

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