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Why is there an egg shortage?

I’ve been too chicken to ask until now.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/QuicklyThisWay

📅︎ Jan 17 2023

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What kind of car do chickens drive?

Coops

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/SeniorFlyingMango

📅︎ Jan 03 2023

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What do you call a monk that sells potato chips?

A chipmunk

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Sunbaked4u

📅︎ Oct 04 2022

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Pandemic purchase.

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/perky-paul

📅︎ Apr 16 2022

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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos

📅︎ Jul 11 2022

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What do you call a little nap on the couch before you go sleep in bed for the night?

A snors d’Oeuvres

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/SlipperrE

📅︎ Jun 08 2022

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What's the difference between a cantaloupe and a toucan?

One person cantaloupe, but toucan.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Shu_Revan

📅︎ Jun 08 2022

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