Me & My Brother Puns

I said this to my brother yesterday & immediately thought of this subreddit. It works because we're arabic. We went on a bike ride yesterday...

Bro: hey, let's take a detour & go this way

Me: sounds good. I'm not Russian. I'm syrian

Ahhhh my dad lives through me. That's something cheesy he would say.

*Last night, my brother was cutting up the cake said that "Happy Birthday Chris" across it. He cuts between the C & H in Chris and takes the C piece..."

Dad: "Hey! I was going to eat my name piece!"

Me: "Well... I guess its hris now!"

...No one laughed but my dad, but his hearty guffaw made up for it.

My mom was washing up the dishes after dinner while my pop, my brother & me were watching a game on the telly on Mother's day, so my dad kinda tells her:

"Come on, don't wash the dishes now, it's your day!"

While my brother adds:

"Yeah, you'll do it tomorrow!"

It's dad's birthday & we're wrapping up a nice family dinner when my brother asks, "can someone call me a taxi please?"

Without conscious thought my dad instantly replied," you're 'a taxi please'."