I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today...
His mom got really angry!
Old McDonald built up huge debts....
Because of his enormous debt, Old McDonald has to sell his farm.
To cover what he e-i-e-i owes.
What does a frog like to eat at McDonalds
Ronald McDonald was lonely.
So God made a woman for him from his McRib.
What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm ?
Did you hear that McDonalds gave all their employees large laptops for Christmas?
What similar to working at McDonald’s and being a archeologist in Athens
You will smell like ancient Greece
I went to McDonald’s and ate a kid’s meal today.
His mom was pretty upset at me.
What do you call an Arby's cook who leaves to work for McDonald's?
I was in McDonald's and I ask the worker how much for a big mac and fries
She said she didn't know, so I said roughly.
So in a deep voice she said "I DON'T KNOOOOW"
McDonalds is working with Apple to create a huge gaming computer
They're calling it the Big Mac
"Old McDonald had a farm...."
Sang the happy repossession man.
"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?"
What would happen if you give McDonalds an operating system
With the McRib re-released a couple of days ago, I did this at McDonalds drive-thru today:
Me: Do you have Mac Rib in that special box.
Order Girl: Yes, yes we do.
Me: You should let him out. And I'll take three of them and a large fry.
(I was the only one that laughed, she just read back my total)
I see McDonald's has brought frogs' favorite sandwich back.
Julius Caesar was coming out of McDonald's. Brutus asked him if he liked the burger.
Caesar nodded in the affirmative and then added "ate two, Brutus."
(My dad actually texted me this joke this morning. I’m 31 years old.)
Old McDonald had a farm
On he's farm he had some weed
He high,he high, Oh
Every new McDonald's creates 40 new jobs...
20 heart surgeons and 20 dentists.
As a journalist, I love going to McDonalds.
There's nothing better than a secret source.
What do you call a computer made by McDonalds?
What does Ronald McDonald say before sex?
Bah Dah Bah Bah Bah...Im Glovin' It!
Pixar is making a Finding Nemo sequel where he opens McDonald’s locations on the ocean floor.
It’s called The Flounder.
What do you call a commander in Mcdonalds army?
A man and a women order a McDonalds
The man orders a Big Mac and a large fries. His wife orders a single cheeseburger. When the woman finishes her burger she glances at her husband. He has finished his burger and is moving onto the fries.
Still hungry, she looks at the fries and asks, 'Do you mind if I have a couple?'
He sighs and says, 'I suppose so,'
So she reaches over and takes a handful. The husband turns to her and asks, 'Is that a German couple?'
Confused, she responds, 'What is a German couple?'
He says, 'nein' as he slides his food out of her reach.
How can you tell Ronald McDonald at a nude beach
I tried the new McDonald's burger
Why does McDonalds not have a steak sandwich on the menu?
Because it would be a McSteak
Told this to my wife today
Me: What does Ronald McDonald do when he's angry?
Her: (sigh) What??
Me: He McGrrrrs
Her: (groan) please stop......
Me: Does that make you Grimace? (Chuckles)
Her: swift elbow to my ribs You tell me! * Sticks tongue out*
Got a complimentary cheeseburger at McDonalds
I just got a senior management position at Old McDonald’s farm
Why doesn’t McDonalds serve ribeye?
Because that would be a McSteak
McDonald's now has outdoor seating again
Just wanted to give you that little nugget
Why did the Hobbits go to McDonalds?
To get a second breakfast!
Which classical composer do Old McDonald’s chickens prefer listening to before bedtime?
So we were at a mcdonald's and they got my dad's order wrong 5 times.
Dad goes "Get me your mcfucking manager."
Old McDonald was dyslexic
What do they call a philosophical monk that works at McDonald's?
Who is Ronald McDonald's favorite musician?
I got a new job this week as the senior director of Old McDonald’s farm...
The lid on my McDonald’s cup. How sweet?
Dyslexic boy asks his mother for a mcdonald’s, she goes only if you can spell it, he then says okay mum I’ll have a kcf
Shakespeare goes into a McDonald's...
Did you hear about Mcdonald's trying to get into the steakhouse market?
I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today.
His mom got really angry.
I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today....
Just got a job as the senior director of the old McDonald farm
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