Maureen Flannigan Puns

Hello Out There From TV Land,

I have a long-shot Request for a 2022 YouTube upload: episodes of the hit '80s Disney Channel Original Game Show "Teen Win, Lose or Draw."

Created by Jay Wolpert (who died this week at age 79 after a long fight with Alzheimer's Disease), "Teen Win, Lose or Draw" originally aired on Disney Channel from April 29, 1989 - September 26, 1992, with 65 half-hour Episodes Videotaped entirely in 1989 & 1990, respectively, at The Disney-MGM Studios (now Disney's Hollywood Studios) in Orlando, Florida.

Hosted by Marc Price (fresh from his run as Irwin "Skippy" Handleman on TV's "Family Ties"), "Teen Win, Lose or Draw" had 2 teams each composed of a Teen Celebrity Guest (e.g. Leonardo DiCaprio and Lecy Goranson) and 2 Teen Contestants per show where the Object was to get their teams to say Words, Names & Phrases by Drawing Pictures, with the Team with the most Points at Game's End winning a Prize Package e.g. a trip to Oasis Water Villa Resort in Palm Springs, California while the Runners-Up won a Cheaper Prize Package e.g. Nintendo NES Video Games from Acclaim.

Each game began with a Clue Puzzle Round where the teams had 60 Seconds to Guess a Series of Clues leading up to a Famous Subject e.g. Kirk Cameron; this was followed by a Phrase Round, where the teams had 60 or less Seconds to Communicate a Phrase from a Particular Category e.g. Disney Movies, with a sample Phrase being "The Sword in the Stone."

As with the original, grown-up "Win, Lose or Draw" (of which this series served as a Spin-Off), each game ended with a 90-Second Speed Round to Determine the Prize Package winners; on occasion, depending on time, several episodes featured an Audience Round where a Teen Studio Audience Member drew a Subject e.g. a Pinball in 60 Seconds or less to get $25 Disney Dollars (later amended to the home game "Win, Lose or Draw Junior," advertised as the official "Teen Win, Lose or Draw" Home Game).

**After Jay Wolpert left the show after the first season of 39 half-hour episodes, he was succeeded as Showrunner by the duo of Scott Stone & David Stanley (producing the show for Disney as Stone Stanley Productions) for the 2nd season of 26 half-hour episodes Videotaped in 1990 at The Disney-MGM Studios in Orlando, Florida; simultaneously, a trio of Disney Channel Mouseketeers--Brandy Brown, Chase Hampton, and the recently-Deceased Tiffini Hale (who died very young on Christmas Day at ag

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

I won't be doing that today!

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

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And then shook his arm really fast.

(True story, please groan with me.)

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.