Maternity Hospital Puns

A list of puns related to "Maternity Hospital"

At the maternity hospital, a doctor handed the husband the baby and said "I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it."

The husband handed the baby back and said "well then, give me the one my wife did make!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jworkmusicofficial
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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At what temperature do hospitals keep maternity ward blankets at?

Womb temp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fluffy-Doubt-3547
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2023
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