First of all, I apologise for all the grammatical mistakes I'll be making, English is not my first language so I'll try to be as correct as possible.
With that said.
Yeah I know, another FGO Arcade thread, but after doing serious research I thought I'd summarize every hint and information we got till now (for the people who don't know) in a single post, so here goes.
- What we know so far:
FGO Arcade is supposed to be a different timeline, where Solomon and Goetia don't exist; this is confirmed by Nasu (He stated there will be a different boss in arcade), the plot summary in the website which at the beginning recites: '*'*EradicationΒ of humanity: complete'', and in London, Goetia didn't appear, but instead a shadowy figure did (clearly clarifying the final boss will be different). And Solomon literally removed himself from the Throne Of Heroes.
Nasu in the 3rd anniversary of FGO Arcade, sent a letter to the producers saying that they want to thank the players for playing FGO Arcade and they're excited the game is reaching the climax and Masters should prepare themselves for the big final fight against the Beast in the next singularity.
The pillars are clearly stated to be different, since the 4th singularity (London) the pillars started to have a strange draconic design with strange colors (red and yellow mostly), having most of the times toothy mouths resembling dragons.
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Sadly, FGO Arcade didn't have a story until the sixth singularity Jerusalem was released (probably because it was the same if compared to the mobile one?), but anyway.
A lot changed in Jerusalem, there were no Knights of the round table, St Georgios was defending the city's gate, Ozymandias became an ally (was a slave of the Beast but we saved him, ''Not just once, but twice, that I fell, becoming a Beast's slave. How ironic,'') for the final battle, there are different servants (Mata Hari, Medusa, Nitocris assassin, Izo), the Lion King being an ally, but the most interesting thing in the singularity is obviously Jacques De Molay,
''The kn
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
My first time making a post, but I just want to put my theories out there for how I think Wano Kuni is going to end.
Spoilers ahead for the One Piece manga, up to and including chapter 1035. You have been warned.
I've seen a lot of people in the community, myself included, feeling like these fights with the Strawhats and the Tobbi Roppo, and especially with the Calamaties, feeling very lacking in finality and punch. The straw hats keep walking away from their fights looking pretty fresh, which is abnormal for a big arc in One Piece. And it got my mind spinning in the various ways that Oda could take this story and WHY he would be altering the formula slightly with these fights.
I wasn't sure if I was actually BACKING this theory, of course, until the most recent chapter. Queen confirmed defeated with Sanji barely even damaged? King looking like he just took a big L from our resident Marimo Swordsman who's medicine is still going strong? That's off. That's way off. I think back to Sanji and Jabura. Zoro and Mr 1. All the big fights we've had with the King's Wings and how they tend to, in high calibur fights, come out barely standing and clutching the win through sheer grit.
And then I remembered that line. The one in the title. In a 1 v 1, always bet on Kaido. That is something that Oda has NEVER said about another character in the One Piece world to date. Not Roger, not Whitebeard, not any of the past power houses that we've ever seen or heard about. Kaido is in a whole other class. He always has been portrayed to be in a whole other class. A different stratosphere than the rest of the pirates and even the best of the Marines. And Luffy is supposed to beat him? Having JUST learned CoC coating?... Alone?....
Hell No. Or at least... I don't think so anymore.
The only time that the crew has walked away from their fights (or just not HAD personal fights) without massive damage taken is the arc that we all agree was a preview of Wano. Thriller Bark.
The Strawhats were going strong until one epic confrontation put them all on their back legs. Mugiwaras vs Reanimated Oars. The Strawhat Crew vs An Ancient Giant. A true, terrifying, monstrously large, ONI.
Not a fight that they could win, not without the power of their captain. But a fight that they had to have in order to give the captain time to get there, time to prepare. And now? All of the Straw Hats are coming together again. Nami, Jimbei, Franky and Chopper all met up
... keep reading on reddit β‘Here I go back again with the lists. Even tho this chapter did not progress the story that much, I still think its one of my favorites from this year. As usual, here's the list:
Onigashima:
- Luffy vs Kaido + Kaido's favourite island
- Zoro vs King + Lunarian Lore + Zoro mastering Enma
- Sanji vs Queen + MADS lore
- Law & Kid vs Big Mom + what Kid stole from Tottoland + which of the Sweet Generals did he injure + details about their Awakenings + how does Big Mom use her lifespan; is it Awakening as well?
- EDIT: I remembered this now, I'll add it on future lists: Big Mom's motives for teaming up with Kaido
- Raizo vs Fukurokuju
- Momo saving the Flower Capital + why his fruit is a failure
- Yamato deactivating the bombs in the basement + relationship with Fuga
- Number 6
- Location of the Red Poneglyph
- CP0 vs Drake and Apoo + 1% Man - confirmed in ep. 1001 to be X Drake
- Robin and Brook - probably going after the Kazenbo
- Hiyori vs Orochi - I would say Denjiro will also be involved
- Momo and Luffy talking telepathically
- Kin'emon and Usopp saving Kiku
- Onigashima original name + Giant Skull and Giant Sword
- Marco and Izo - where are they going
Wano:
- Void Century lore
- Mount Fuji
- Why is Wano isolated
- Oden's logbook
- Ame no Habakiri
- Nidai Kitetsu
- World Government on the way
- Kokeshi Dolls in the castle in Flower Capital
- Tenguyama's identity
- the other 2 Daimyo - revealed in SBS vol. 101
- Toki - what she knows about the Void Century + Amatsuki lore + her Devil Fruit
- Jimbei welcome party
- Kozuki lore
- Kurozumi lore - old hag and old man - how did they get DFs/ whats their connection to Shiki
Other:
- fate of the Warlords
- Reverie - Sabo, Vivi, Wapol, etc.
- Rocks Pirates
- Big Mom pirates
- Gecko Moria
- what is Blackbeard after
- SSG
- Caribou
- Gomu Gomu no Mi
- Sun God Nika
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
It was about a weak back.
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Edited note: I have decided to add in scene-descriptive text to ease following along with just the posts. I won't bother with any images, so for the best experience, please read along in-game.
Prologue - The Mystery of the Missing Nobu Head
The scene opens with a Nobunaga literally missing her head.
Nobu:
> ---So, about the disappearance of my head.
Okita Souji:
> Gah!? It's not even a figure of speech, it's actually physically gone!
Chacha:
> It's like Hoichi the Earless, but more like my Aunt the Headless!!
Mori Nagayoshi:
> Hey hey hey, getting your hands on the head of a lord is quite the big deal, isn't it? What the hell kinda family is the brave warrior who did this from?
> If you want, I could make you my retainer, uahahahaha!
> N-no way...my sister's beautiful face has been stolen...
Oda Nobukatsu:
> Who in the world could harbour the envy to do such a thing!!?
[Let's just calm down] / [It suddenly became very GUDAGUDA]
Option 1:
> Nobu:
> > Indeed, let's just have some tea...
> > Wait, how will I even drink it!?
>
> Chacha:
> > Hmm, cliched reaction, three points!
>
> Nobu:
> > Out of how many total?
Option 2:
> Nobu:
> > No no, if Micchi were around when my head went missing, he would've been in a rush to set up camp at Mount Tennozan.
>
> Mori Nagayoshi:
> > Hahahahaha!
> > If Hidenaga's older brother takes up camp, there's nothing we can do.
> > A fitting end for that allegiance-changing, unloyal son of a bitch!
Okita Souji:
> That's all well and good, but can we get back on track?
> So, where did you lose your head, Nobu?
Nobu:
> I don't have the slightest idea...
> I mean, it's not a pair of glasses...my head wouldn't just fall off that easily!
The gang goes to Da Vinci in the control room to ask for help.
Da Vinci:
> I can see why you came to me with this, but I'm sort of busy, so could I ask you to leave?
Nobu:
> Such a cold response!
Okita Souji:
> Anyone would agree, even I'm inclined to.
Da Vinci:
> No no, but you're always making me analyze GUDAGUDA particles and stuff.
> I mean, your head, it really isn't there, is it? It's not a figure of speech or anything. Shouldn't you ask Hessian instead?
Sion:
> I'm sure Hessian would h
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
