Reports talks are underway between Ahmad Masood and Qari Fasihuddin Badakhshani in PANJSHIR. Ahmed Masood said that "If I AM GIVEN A GUARANTY OF MY LIFE, THEN I AM READY TO SURRENDER" twitter.com/sumrkhan1/sta…
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Legendary PAF pilot MM Alam chatting with Ahmed Shah Masood in Farkhar Valley, Takhar, Afghanistan. 1990. In 1989 he travelled on foot to Northern Afghanistan to meet Ahmed Shah Masood and lived there for a whole year. reddit.com/gallery/pn9b4s
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What do Tajiks in Tajikistan think of Ahmed shah Masood and his son Ahmed Masood.

Us afghan tajiks and especially badakhshi(where I’m from) and panjshiri Tajiks think of him as the Salahudin of the tajik world and most of us have a picture of him in our cars or house. Wondering how Tajiks up north view him and if he has the same if not a similar status up north as well as his son.

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Legendary PAF pilot MM Alam chatting with Ahmed Shah Masood in Farkhar Valley, Takhar, Afghanistan. 1990. In 1989 he travelled on foot to Northern Afghanistan to meet Ahmed Shah Masood and lived there for a whole year. reddit.com/gallery/pn9b4s
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Encouraging everyone to share their countries tajik heroes, mine is Ahmed Shah Masood. reddit.com/gallery/popdne
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Ahmed Masood's key commander Saleh Muhammad deserts Tajikistan escapes from Panjshir.
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Ahmed Shah Masood (Martyred), He was a Hero-warlord who fought against Al-Qaida and Taliban, Led the Northern Alliance, was trained and funded by Pakistan. [1366x768]
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Medium Justice - (2014) Horror/Thriller short film by Reggie Peters and Masood Ahmed vimeo.com/109257168
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PSL 7: Introduction to Draft Procedures & Preview #1

PSL7 Draft Procedure:

The HBLPSL7 Draft will be held in High Performance Center Lahore on Sunday, 12/12/21 at 3 PM PST. The procedure of the draft have remained mostly similar to years gone by, except an addition of a RTM card, also known as Right to Match, I will be explaining that below.

Anyhow the Drafts have a few key components:

Categories: PSL has 6 categories, namely Platinum, Diamond, Gold, Silver, Emerging & Supplementary. Each team can have three platinum, diamond, gold players each along with five silver players, two emerging & supplementary each.

Overseas Players: PSL rules stipulates that a team must have a minimum of one, and a maximum of two overseas players in platinum and diamond categories each & by the time the gold rounds end, they must have atleast three overseas player in their overall squad. A team can have a maximum number of six overseas players in the squad and play a maximum number of four in their playing XI.

Retentions: PSL rules allow teams to retain a maximum number of 8 players, there is no minimum or maximum number of players that need to be retained in each category, neither is their a limit on how many overseas players they can retain. Teams can make players Brand Ambassador & Team Mentor to relegate their category once. Each card can only be used once. The retentions can be seen here

Draft Picks: The pick order for the first few categories is randomized, while the pick order for the rest of the categories is generated by a software based on the order of the first few categories. The order of the draft picks can be seen here

Right to Match: For the 2022 event, the PCB has introduced the Right to Match Card. This means each side will have one such card they can utilise during the draft to pick a player originally released from their roster.

Overseas Players: These are the Platinum & Diamond Foreign players available for selection:

PlatinumΒ - David Miller (South Africa), Carlos Brathwaite (West Indies), Chris Gayle (West Indies), Chris Jordan (England), Colin Munro (New Zealand), Colin Ingram (South Africa), David Willey (England), Isuru Udana (Sri Lanka), Jason Roy (England), Marchant De Lange (South Africa), Sandeep Lamichhane (Nepal), Shimron Hetmyer (West Indies), Tabraiz Shamsi (South Africa), Thisara Perera (Sri Lanka), Tom

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Match Thread: National T20 Cup, Day 1 (Balochistan v Northern, KPK v C. Punjab)

#Day 1, National T20 Cup at Rawalpindi

###Pindi Cricket Stadium | Live streams outside Pakistan: PCB YouTube, PCB Facebook or Willow TV (USA/Canada) | Tickets | 30Β°c β˜€οΈ πŸŒ— πŸŒ™

Haven't been this hyped over a domestic tournament in a long time and full kudos to the PCB for coming up with such a well-planned itinerary on short notice. Luckily the broadcasting team (including foreign commentators) that had come to Pak for the NZ series has stayed behind in the country, hence this tournament will be produced + broadcast to international-quality standards - I urge everyone after the rough couple of weeks that Pakistan cricket has been through to support and get engaged with our crazy little domestic T20 league!

##Today's fixtures:

  • Khyber Pakhtunkhwa 187/5 (Mohammad Rizwan 65, Iftikhar Ahmed 45no, Hasan Ali 3/30) def. Central Punjab 151/9 (M. Akhlaq 62, Shaheen Shah Afridi 3/24) by 36 runs - Live Stream | Scorecard | Man of the Match: Mohammad Rizwan, KPK innings Highlights

  • Northern 140/4 in 17ov (Haider Ali 58 no, Asif Ali 43 no) def. Balochistan 139/7 (Amad Butt 34, Haris Rauf 2/18) by 6 wickets - Scorecard, Man of the Match: Haider Ali (highlights), Full Match Highlights

##Playing XIs

####KPK: M. Rizwan (c/wk), Fakhar Zaman, Sahibzada Farhan, Iftikhar Ahmed, Musadiq Ahmed, Adil Amin, Asif Afridi, M. Wasim jr, Imran Khan snr, Arshad Iqbal, Shaheen Shah Afridi

####CP: Babar Azam (c), Kamran Akmal (wk), Ahmed Shehzad, M. Akhlaq, Hussain Talat, Faheem Ashraf, Hasan Ali, Wahab Riaz, Usman Qadir, Waqas Maqsood, A. Safi Abdullah

##Points Table after Day 1 (top 4 qualify)

Team P W L Pts NRR
KPK 1 1 0 2 +1.80
Northern 1 1 0 2 +1.285
Sindh - - - - -
S. Punjab - - - - -
Balochistan 1 0 1 0 -1.285
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If the Champions League T20 happened today.

Likely 16 franchises from 10 countries. The leagues that would be included:

  1. IPL
  2. PSL
  3. BPL
  4. Big Bash League
  5. CPL.
  6. The Hundred.
  7. LPL
  8. Mzansi Super League
  9. Super Smash League
  10. Afghanistan Premier League

2 teams (The Champions and the Runners-up) from each of the first 6 leagues mentioned and the next 4 leagues would only have 1 team. If the initial league is the success, 4 more teams would be added later.

The teams that will be included are(Winners and Runners from the latest edition) :

  1. Mumbai Indians (IPL, C).

  2. Delhi Capitals. ( IPL, R)

  3. Multan Sultans (PSL, C, ).

  4. Peshawar Zalmi ( PSL, R).

  5. Rajshahi Royals (BPL, C).

  6. Khulna Tigers (BPL, R).

  7. Sydney Sixers (Big Bash, C).

  8. Perth Scorchers (Big Bash, R).

  9. St Kitts and Nevis Patriots ( CPL, C)

  10. St Lucia Kings ( CPL, R)

  11. Southern Brave ( The Hundred, C)

  12. Birmingham Phoenix ( The Hundred, R)

  13. Jaffna Stallions ( LPL)

  14. Wellington Firebirds ( Super Smash)

  15. Paarl Rocks ( Mzansi Super League).

  16. Balkh Legends. (APL)

Using a Lottery the Random Groups found were : ( Champions and Runners up from the Same league can't play in the same group)

Group 1 Group 2 Group 3 Group 4
Mumbai Indians Multan Sultans Rajshahi Royals Delhi Capitals
Peshawar Zalmi Perth Scorchers Sydney Sixers Khulna Tigers
Southern Brave St Kitts and Nevis Patriots Birmingham Phoenix St Lucia Kings
Balkh Legends Wellington Firebirds Jaffna Stallions Paarl Rocks

Starting 11 of the 16 teams. Based on the final 11 they played in the final match ( probably not the best 11 because some of the players might have been injured or unavailable)

Rules of Selection: Country first and if it overlaps the player can chose the franchise they play for and as replacement the franchises can chose any player that didn't play for another team in their own league( but they are not listed because it is unlikely to be realistic, for example as a foreign replacement Southern Brave can chose players like ABD, Virat Kohli another one is Rashid Khan one of his teams qualified so we can chose to play for any franchise who contracts him as they need a player)

RN= Replacement Needed

PC= Players Choice which team he chooses.

Mumbai Indians Multan Sultans Rajshahi Royals Paarl Rocks
Rohit Sharma S. Masood Liton Das Henry Davids
Q De Kock (PC) M Rizwan Afif Hossian C Delport
Surya Kumar Yadav S Maqsood I Sukkur D Pretorius
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[r/IndiaSpeaks - Biweekly Geopolitics Thread] AUKUS pact, Russian elections, and book review of The Exile

For all my previous posts in the Geopolitics Thread, see ididacannonball's Corner

Welcome to this week's edition of the Geopolitics Thread, the place where we discuss all the latest events from around the world. Discussion does not have to be related to India. Please share your thoughts and interesting news articles in the comments. Here are a few to get the conversation started:

Top Stories

  1. AUKUS pact changes strategic picture in Indo-Pacific

In a sudden announcement that caught the strategic community off guard, US President Joe Biden joined the PMs of the UK and Australia to announce a new strategic alliance - AUKUS - that would see the US and UK transferring nuclear-propelled (but not nuclear armed) submarine technology to Australia. With this, Australia would become the third Quad member, after India and the US, to possess nuclear-propelled submarine technology, potentially giving it a range well into China's littoral waters as well as the vast southern Indian Ocean. The move was condemned by China, Malaysia, and Indonesia as the start of a new arms race in the region, while Singapore welcomed it. France also condemned the deal for commercial reasons - Australia cancelled a $100 bn conventional submarine agreement with France's Naval Group. France has recalled its ambassadors to the US and Australia in protest, and has called it a stab in the back akin to Donald Trump's foreign policy. Biden will host an in-person summit of Quad heads of government, including PM Modi, next week.

  1. US admits its killed civilians, not ISIS-K

During the last days of the Biden administration's shambolic retreat from Afghanistan, the US claimed to have a foiled an attempted suicide bombing by ISIS-K after a drone attacked and destroyed a car. This week, the Pentagon admitted that it was a mistake - the car was full of innocent civilians, including seven children. The US Defense Secretary and several top officials in the military have issued an apology and are considering paying reparation payments to the affected families. Meanwhile, the Taliban continues to clamp down on women and freedom in the country, with the governor of one province announcing that girls will only b

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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pls beware

Beware of these... 1️⃣ Ajay Shukla Anish Kapoor Azam Khan Anand Patwardhan Anand Sharma Aakar Ahmad Patel Abu Azmi Amartyan Sen Abhishar Sharma Amir Khan Akash Benarjee Avi Dandiya Adhir ranjan Chowdhary ahmed patel aatik urr rehamaan, Ashok Swine πŸ½πŸ˜‚ , Arvind Kejariwal Aishe Gosh 😨 Alpesh Thakor, Azaj khan, Agnivesh, Assauddin Owasi, Akbarudding Owasi Arfa khanam , Ashiya Anrabi, Akhilesh Yadav, Anurag Kashyap, Anurag Bhadoria Arundhati Roy, Anubhav Sinha, Ashutosh, Amrinder Singh A Raja Alka Lamba Abhishek Manu Singhvi Anjana om πŸ•‰ Kashyap Barkha Datta, Beni Prasad Verma, Chandra Shekar Ravan Dhruva Rathee Danish Quereshi Divya spandana, Devdatt Patnayak Digvijay singh Deepa Mehata, D πŸ…±οΈ (Danial) Raja Derek O'brian , Dawood ibrahim, Ekta Kapoor, Farooq abdullah, Faheem Baigh Gautam Navlakha, gulam nabi azaad, gohar khan, hardik Patel, hamid Ansari, harsh Mandar, Hansraj Meena, Hard 😩 Kaur, Ila Trivedi, imran Masood, Indira Jaysingh jignesh Mewani, John πŸ»πŸ‘Œ dayaal, javed akhtar, jayram Ramesh, Jagan Mohand Reddy, kapil Sibble , K.M. Shrimali (Marxist historian), kavita krishanan, Kanhaiya kumar, Khalid Saifee, Karan thanpar, Kanimoji Kunal Kamra, Kamal Nath lallu Prasad Yadav, Man πŸ‘± Mohan Singh Maulana muhaMMAD saaz Markandey Katju Murari Daku (kathakar) MK 🀩 Stalin Medha patkar, Munnawwar Rana, Mamta Benarjee, Mukhtar ansari, Majeed menone, Manoj Jha Majeed Hyderi Manishankar Aiyaar, Maulana majeed rashid, Mulayam singh Yadav, Mahmood paraacha, Mahesh Bhatt, Meera Nair, Mehabooba mufti, Mahua Moitra, Malaika Dua, 🀲 Md azzharuddin, N 🎢 Ram, 🐐 nidhi Razdan, Nalini Sundar nawab malik, nasuruddin shah, nikhil wagle, navjyot singh siddhu, nishant Verma, Naresh Agrawal, omar abdullah, P πŸ…Ώ Chidambaram, punya prasoon vajpaee, Pankaj Puniya pratik sinha, Preetish Nandi, prashant kanojiak, Pinarayi Vijayan, Prashant Bhushan Pranoy jAMES 😍😍 Roy, preetish nandi,, pramod Krishanan , priyanka Chatruvedi, Priyanka Chopra Priyanka Gandhi, prakash Raj, Param Bir Singh Ravish kumar (rNDTV), Ram β™ˆ Puniyani rajeep sirdesai, Romila Thapar, Rana ayub, ramchandra Guha, Rajeev Dhavan, Rahul Kanwal, RaghuRajan, Rahul gandhi , Rohini Singh, Randeep Surjewala, Renuka Chowdhari, Richa Chaddha, RJ Sayema, Robert vadra, ShahNawazHussain, sonia Gandhi, sobha Deyy, Siddharth Vardhrajan sanjay nirupam, zha, raut,singh, datt, Saba Naqvi Sanjukta Basu shashi Tharur, SITARAM YECHURY, Shela raashid, Shekhar gupta, Sagrika ghosh, Sunil Chopra, Sharad Yadav, Shara

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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A beginner's guide to the Pakistan Super League, starting tomorrow

Hello! The 6th edition of the PSL begins tomorrow. Here's a quick write-up and summary of the teams + what to expect this season for anyone who's looking to follow the league & get involved - it promises to be a cracker.

######Team Backgrounds

#Lahore Qalandars ####(2016: bottom, 2017: bottom, 2018: bottom, 2019: bottom, 2020: finals) - captain: Sohail Akhtar, coach: Aaqib Javed

In every sport, every league, every fan has a team that they secretly want to see lift the trophy, other than their own. In the PSL, this team is almost always the Lahore Qalandars. Led by a skipper mostly unknown even to followers of Pakistan domestic cricket (but with a heartening backstory) and a coach who's received a lot of flak for the team's underperformance, the Qalandars have cemented themselves as the underdog team over the five seasons of the league.

Their journey has been chaotic, spending too much money on big names who didn't live up to expectations - Chris Gayle, AB De Villiers - and going through too many captains - Brendon McCullum, Mohammad Hafeez and AB himself to name a few - just to end up with 11 wins in 36 games in their first 4 editions, finishing last each time. The manner of these losses ranged from heartbreaking collapses to silly ones, last-ball chokes to just poor cricket, being bowled out for the 2nd-lowest T20 total of all-time then nearly winning it - classic Lahore. And when they won.. oh, how they won. In true Qalandars fashion.

2020 was very much heading in the same direction until Ben Dunk came to the party in what was looking like yet another lost cause for Lahore, roaring the Qalandars' campaign back to life at a sold-out Gaddafi Stadium. This momentum led to a series of wins led by [Chris Lynn](https://www.you

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E or ß?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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Match Thread: National T20 Cup, Day 6 (Northern v Central Punjab, Sindh v KPK)

#Day 6, National T20 Cup at Rawalpindi ###Pindi Cricket Stadium | Live streams outside Pakistan: PCB YouTube, PCB Facebook or Willow TV (US/Canada) | Tickets | /r/PakCricket | 30Β°c β˜€οΈ πŸŒ— πŸŒ™

##Today's fixtures:

##Playing XIs (international caps)

Sindh – Sharjeel Khan, Shan Masood, Khurram Manzoor, Saud Shakeel, Sarfraz Ahmed (c/wk), Danish Aziz, Anwar Ali, Rumman Raees, Zahid Mahmood, Mohammad Hasnain, Shahnawaz Dahani

Khyber Pakhtunkhwa - Mohammad Rizwan (c/wk), Fakhar Zaman, Sahibzada Farhan, Iftikhar Ahmed, Musadiq Ahmed, Adil Amin, Asif Afridi, Mohammad Wasim jr, Arshad Iqbal, Imran Khan snr, Shaheen Shah Afridi

Central Punjab – Babar Azam (c), Ahmed Shehzad, Shoaib Malik, Hussain Talat, Faheem Ashraf, Mohammad Akhlaq (wk), Qasim Akram, Hasan Ali, Wahab Riaz, Usman Qadir, Ehsan Adil

Northern – Nasir Nawaz, Sarmad Hameed, Haider Ali, Asif Ali, Shadab Khan (c), Imad Wasim, Mohammad Nawaz, Rohail Nazir (wk), Sohail Tanvir, Haris Rauf, Mohammad Musa

##Points Table after Day 6 (top 4 qualify)

Team P W L Pts NRR
Sindh 4 3 1 6 +0.95
Northern 4 3 1 6 +0.346
KPK 4 3 1 6 +0.27
C. Punjab 4 2 2 4 +0.184
Balochistan 4
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Match Thread: National T20 Cup, Day 8 (Khyber Pakhtunkhwa v Balochistan, Sindh v Central Punjab)

#Day 8, National T20 Cup at Rawalpindi ###Pindi Cricket Stadium | Live streams outside Pakistan: PCB YouTube, PCB Facebook or Willow TV (US/Canada) | Tickets | /r/PakCricket | 30Β°c β˜€οΈ πŸŒ— πŸŒ™

##Today's fixtures:

Central Punjab 168/8 (Shoaib Malik 85no, Ahmed Shehzad 35, Rumman Raees 4/33) vs Sindh 110/6 in 14.4ov (Sharjeel Khan 36, Qasim Akram 3/20) | Scorecard | Live Stream 7.30pm local

KPK 202/5 (Sahibzada Farhan 43, Mohammad Rizwan 60, Iftikhar Ahmed 36) def. Balochistan 147/9 (Sohail Akhtar 61no, Asif Afridi 3/8, Arshad Iqbal 3/16) by 55 runs | Scorecard | Full Highlights 3pm local

##Squads (international caps)

Khyber Pakhtunkhwa – Israrullah, Mohammad Rizwan (c/wk), Sahibzada Farhan, Adil Amin, Musadiq Ahmed, M. Imran, Asif Afridi, Arshad Iqbal, Imran Khan snr, Shaheen Shah Afridi

Balochistan: Abdul Wahid Bangalzai, Abdullah Shafique, Haris Sohail, Sohail Akhtar, Bismillah Khan (c/wk), M. Mohsin, Kashif Bhatti, Umaid Asif, Khurram Shehzad, Junaid Khan

Central Punjab – Babar Azam (c), Ahmed Shehzad, Shoaib Malik, Hussain Talat, Mohammad Akhlaq (wk), Qasim Akram, Hasan Ali, Wahab Riaz, Usman Qadir, Ehsan Adil, Sameen Gul

Sindh – Shan Masood, Sharjeel Khan, Khurram Manzoor, Saud Shakeel, Sarfraz Ahmed (c/wk), Anwar Ali, Mohammad Taha, Rumman Raees, Mohammad Hasnain, Abrar Ahmed, Shahnawaz Dahani

##Points Table as of Day 8 (top 4 qualify)

Team P W L Pts NRR
Sindh 5 4 1 8 +0.898
KPK 5 4 1 8 +0.776
Northern 5 3 2 6 +0.28
C. Punjab 4 2 2 4 +0.184
Balochistan 6 2 4 4 -1.147
S. Punjab 5
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Match Thread: National T20 Cup, Day 3 (Khyber Pakhtunkhwa v S. Punjab, Northern v Sindh)

#Day 3, National T20 Cup at Rawalpindi

###Pindi Cricket Stadium | Live streams outside Pakistan: PCB YouTube, PCB Facebook or Willow TV (US/Canada) | Tickets | 30Β°c β˜€οΈ πŸŒ— πŸŒ™

##Today's fixtures:

  • Sindh 140/6 in 19ov (Sharjeel Khan 43, Sarfraz Ahmed 42no, Imad Wasim 2/22) def. Northern 136 (Mohammad Nawaz 30, Shahnawaz Dahani 3/26) by 4 wickets Scorecard, MOTM: Shahnawaz Dahani | Live 7.30pm local

  • Khyber Pakhtunkhwa 153/3 in 19.4ov (Sahibzada Farhan 73, Mohammad Rizwan 64) def. Southern Punjab 152 (M. Imran 54, Imran Khan snr 4/28) by 7 wickets Scorecard, MOTM: Imran Khan snr | Full Game Highlights 3pm local

##Playing XIs (international caps in bold)

Northern: Zeeshan Malik, Umar Amin, Haider Ali, Asif Ali, Shadab Khan (c), Rohail Nazir (wk), Imad Wasim, Mohammad Nawaz, Sohail Tanvir, Haris Rauf, Zaman Khan

Sindh: Sharjeel Khan, Shan Masood, Khurram Manzoor, Sarfraz Ahmed (c/wk), Saud Shakeel, Danish Aziz, Anwar Ali, Rumman Raees, Mohammad Hasnain, Zahid Mahmood, Shahnawaz Dahani

##Points Table after Day 3 (top 4 qualify)

Team P W L Pts NRR
KPK 2 2 0 4 +0.996
Sindh 2 2 0 2 +0.55
Northern 2 1 1 2 +0.31
C. Punjab 2 1 1 2 -0.635
S. Punjab 2 0 2 0 -0.338
Balochistan 2 0 2 0 -0.892

#Upcoming Schedule

  • Sunday: Balochistan vs S. Punjab, KPK vs C. Punjab
  • Wednesday: Sindh vs Balochistan, Northern vs S. Punjab
  • Thursday: Northern vs C. Punjab, Sindh vs KPK

###Yesterday's fixtures:

  • Central Punjab 145/8 in 19ov (Babar Azam 65, Wahab Riaz 20no, Junaid Khan 3/41) def. Balochistan 142/7 (Umaid Asif 32no, Usman Qadir 4/25) by 2 wickets Scorecard | [**Full Highligh
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Match Thread: National T20 Cup, Day 7 (Balochistan v Southern Punjab, Northern v Sindh)

#Day 7, National T20 Cup at Rawalpindi ###Pindi Cricket Stadium | Live streams outside Pakistan: PCB YouTube, PCB Facebook or Willow TV (US/Canada) | Tickets | /r/PakCricket | 30Β°c β˜€οΈ πŸŒ— πŸŒ™

##Today's fixtures:

Sindh 176/7 (Sharjeel Khan 64, Saud Shakeel 28, Sarfraz Ahmed 26, Shadab Khan 2/33) def Northern 62/3 in 7.3 overs (Nasir Nawaz 27no, Shahnawaz Dahani 1/9) by 3 runs on DLS | Scorecard | Full Highlights

Balochistan 176/2 in 18.4ov (Bangalzai 50, Haris Sohail 47no, Abdullah Shafique 44) def. Southern Punjab 174/9 (Sohaib Maqsood 54, Junaid Khan 3/29, Umaid Asif 3/30) by 8 wickets | Scorecard | Full Highlights

##Playing XIs (international caps)

Sindh – Sharjeel Khan, Shan Masood, Khurram Manzoor, Saud Shakeel, Sarfraz Ahmed (c/wk), Danish Aziz, Anwar Ali, Rumman Raees, Zahid Mahmood, Mohammad Hasnain, Shahnawaz Dahani

Northern – Nasir Nawaz, Sarmad Hameed, Haider Ali, Asif Ali, Shadab Khan (c), Imad Wasim, Mohammad Nawaz, Rohail Nazir (wk), Haris Rauf, Mohammad Musa, Salman Irshad

##Points Table as of Day 7 (top 4 qualify)

Team P W L Pts NRR
Sindh 5 4 1 8 +0.898
Northern 5 3 2 6 +0.28
KPK 4 3 1 6 +0.269
C. Punjab 4 2 2 4 +0.184
Balochistan 5 2 3 4 -0.813
S. Punjab 5 0 5 0 -0.588

#Upcoming Schedule

Saturday: Khyber Pakhtunkhwa vs Balochistan, Sindh vs Central Punjab

Sunday: Northern vs Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, Central Punjab vs Southern Punjab

Wednesday: Sindh vs Central Punjab, Northern vs Balochistan

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Match Thread: National T20 Cup, Day 14 (Southern Punjab v KPK, Central Punjab vs Balochistan)

#Day 14, National T20 Cup at Lahore ###Gaddafi Stadium | Live streams outside Pakistan: PCB YouTube, PCB Facebook or Willow TV (US/Canada) | Tickets | /r/PakCricket | 30Β°c β˜€οΈ πŸŒ— πŸŒ™

##Today's fixtures:

Central Punjab vs Balochistan 162/7 (Abdullah Shafique 60, Amad Butt 43no, Sameen Gul 3/20) | Scorecard | Live Stream

Southern Punjab 193/5 (Tayyab Tahir 78, Azam Khan 25) def Khyber Pakhtunkhwa 182/6 (Nabi Gul 54, Kamran Ghulam 46) by 11 runs | Scorecard | Live Stream

##Points Table as of Day 13 (top 4 qualify)

Team P W L Pts NRR
Northern (Q) 9 6 3 12 +0.244
Central Punjab 9 5 4 10 +0.437
KPK 9 5 4 10 +0.366
Sindh 9 5 4 10 +0.349
Southern Punjab (E) 10 3 7 6 -0.515
Balochistan 8 3 5 6 -0.833

#Upcoming Schedule

Monday: Balochistan vs Sindh, Northern vs Khyber Pakhtunkhwa

Tuesday: Semi Finals 1 and 2

Wednesday: Final

##Recent fixtures:

Northern 186/5 in 19.5ov (Ali Imran 64, Zeeshan Malik 53) def Balochistan 185/7 (Abdullah Shafique 73, Imam-ul-Haq 50, Zaman Khan 3/31) by 5 wickets | Scorecard | Full Highlights

Khyber Pakhtunkhwa 154/3 in 18ov (Iftikhar Ahmed 55no, Sahibzada Farhan 49no) def Sindh 152/6 (Shan Masood 54, Anwar Al

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Match Thread: National T20 Cup, Semi Finals (Khyber Pakhtunkhwa vs Northern, Central Punjab vs Sindh)

#Semi Finals 1 & 2, National T20 Cup at Lahore ###Gaddafi Stadium | Live streams outside Pakistan: PCB YouTube, PCB Facebook or Willow TV (US/Canada) | Tickets | /r/PakCricket | 30Β°c β˜€οΈ πŸŒ— πŸŒ™

##Today

Khyber Pakhtunkhwa 161/5 in 19.1ov (Sahibzada Farhan 53, Iftikhar Ahmed 45no) def Northern 156/8 (Zeeshan Malik 29, Nasir Nawaz 27, Arshad Iqbal 3/35) by 5 wickets | Scorecard | Full Highlights 3pm local

Central Punjab 145/3 in 17.5ov (Kamran Akmal 51, Ahmed Shehzad 49) def. Sindh 141/8 (Khurram Manzoor 34, Qasim Akram 3/15, Zafar Gohar 2/15) by 7 wickets | Scorecard | LIVE STREAM 7.30pm local

Tomorrow: Final - Khyber Pakhtunkhwa vs Central Punjab | Scorecard | LIVE STREAM 7.30pm local

##Playing XIs

Sindh: Khurram Manzoor, Sharjeel Khan, Shan Masood (c), Ahsan Ali (wk), Saud Shakeel, Danish Aziz, Zahid Mahmood, Sohail Khan, Rumman Raees, Mir Hamza, Abrar Ahmed

Central Punjab: Ahmed Shehzad, Kamran Akmal wk), Hussain Talat, M. Akhlaq, Saif Badar, M. Faizan, Qasim Akram, Faheem Ashraf, Wahab Riaz (c), Zafar Gohar, Sameen Gul

##Points Table

Team P W L Pts NRR
KPK (Q) 10 6 4 12 +0.794
Central Punjab (Q) 10 6 4 12 +0.478
Sindh (Q) 10 6 4 12 +0.40
Northern (Q) 10 6 4 12 -0.283
Southern Punjab (E) 10 3 7 6 -0.515
Balochistan (E) 10 3 7 6 -0.819

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Match Thread: Quaid-e-Azam Trophy - Round 1, Day 4

#Matches today:

##Khyber Pakhtunkhwa Vs Northen - LIVE HERE

#Highlights:

#Squads:

Balochistan Squad:Β Imran Butt (c), Abdul Wahid Bangalzai, Akbar-ur-Rehman, Amad Butt, Ayaz Tasawar, Bismillah Khan (wk), Gohar Faiz, Haris Sohail, Imam-ul-Haq, Junaid Khan, Kashif Bhatti, Raza-ul-Hasan, Taj Wali, Umaid Asif, Yasir Shah (Subject to Fitness)

Central Punjab Squad:Β Β Azhar Ali (c), Abid Ali, Ahmed Bashir, Ahmed Shehzad, Bilal Asif, Bilawal Iqbal, Ehsan Adil, Faheem Ashraf, Hussain Talat, Junaid Ali (WK), Mohammad Saad, Muhammad Akhlaq (wk), Saad Nasim, Saif Badar, Waqas Maqsood and Zafar Gohar.

Khyber Pakhtunkhwa Squad:Β Iftikhar Ahmed (c),Β Aamir Khan, Adil Amin, Ashfaq Ahmed, Asif Afridi, Imran Khan Snr, Israrullah, Khalid Usman, Musadiq Ahmed, Nabi Gul, Niaz Khan, Rehan Afridi (wk), Sahibzada Farhan, Sajid Khan, Sameen Gul and Tahir Khan.

Northern Squad:Β Nauman Ali (c), Aamir Jamal, Aqib Liaqat, Ather Mehmood, Faizan Riaz, Mohammad Huraira, Mubasir Khan, Munir Riaz, Musa Khan, Nasir Nawaz, Rohail Nazir (wk), Sarmad Bhatti, Umar Amin, Umar Waheed, Usman Khan Shinwari and Waqas Ahmed.

Sindh Squad:Β Fawad Alam (c), Asad Shafiq, Ashiq Ali, Hasan Mohsin, Khuzaima Bin Tanvir, Mir Hamza, Mohammad Asghar, Mohammad Hasan (wk), Mohammad Hasnain, Mohammad Suleman, Mohammad Taha, Saad Khan, Shan Masood, Sharjeel Khan, Sohail Khan and Tabish Khan.

Southern Punjab Squad:Β Moha

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Match Thread: National T20 Cup, Day 13 (Sindh v KPK, Balochistan vs Central Punjab)

#Day 13, National T20 Cup at Lahore ###Gaddafi Stadium | Live streams outside Pakistan: PCB YouTube, PCB Facebook or Willow TV (US/Canada) | Tickets | /r/PakCricket | 30Β°c β˜€οΈ πŸŒ— πŸŒ™

##Today's fixtures:

Northern vs Balochistan 185/7 (Abdullah Shafique 73, Imam-ul-Haq 50, Zaman Khan 3/31) | Scorecard | Live Stream

Khyber Pakhtunkhwa 154/3 in 18ov (Iftikhar Ahmed 55no, Sahibzada Farhan 49no) def Sindh 152/6 (Shan Masood 54, Anwar Ali 34no, Iftikhar Ahmed 2/25) by 7 wickets| Scorecard | Live Stream

##Points Table as of Day 13 (top 4 qualify)

Team P W L Pts NRR
KPK 8 5 3 10 +0.478
Central Punjab 9 5 4 10 +0.437
Sindh 9 5 4 10 +0.349
Northern 8 5 4 10 +0.259
Balochistan 7 3 4 6 -0.939
Southern Punjab (E) 9 2 7 4 -0.631

#Upcoming Schedule

Sunday: Balochistan vs Sindh, Northern vs Khyber Pakhtunkhwa

Sunday: Semi Finals 1 and 2

Tuesday: Final

##Recent fixtures:

Sindh 196/7 (Sharjeel Khan 101, Saud Shakeel 26) def. Southern Punjab 151 all out (Tayyab Tahir 32, Rumman Raees 3/23, Anwar Ali 2/18) by 45 runs 7.30pm local | Scorecard | Full Highlights

Northern 195/5 in 19.3ov (Ali Imran 55, Haider Ali 37) def. Central Punjab 194/5 (Ahmed Shehzad 77, M. Akhlaq 61) by 5 wickets | Scorecard | Full Highlights

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