A list of puns related to "Marlon Starling"
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird, Gregory Peck) vs Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs, Anthony Hopkins)
Indiana Jones ("Indiana Jones: In Search of the Lost Ark", Harrison Ford) vs Norman Bates ("Psycho", Anthony Perkins)
James Bond ("Doctor Know", Sean Connery) vs Darth Vader ("Star Wars. Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back", by David Prose, voiced by James Earl Jones)
Rick Blaine ("Casablanca", Humphrey Bogart) vs The Wicked Witch of the West ("The Wizard of Oz", Margaret Hamilton)
Will Kane ("Exactly at Noon", Gary Cooper) vs Nurse Ratched ("Flying over the Cuckoo's Nest", Louise Fletcher)
Clarissa Starling ("Silence of the Lambs", Jodie Foster) vs Mr. Potter ("This Wonderful Life", Lionel Barrymore)
Rocky Balboa ("Rocky", Sylvester Stallone) vs Alex Forrest (Fatal Attraction, Glen Close)
Ellen Ripley ("Strangers", Sigourney Weaver) vs Phyllis Dietrichson ("Double Insurance", Barbara Stanwyck)
George Bailey ("This Wonderful Life", James Stewart) vs Regan McNeil ("The Exorcist", Linda Blair, the Voice of the Demon - Mercedes McCambridge)
Colonel Lawrence ("Lawrence of Arabia", Peter O'Toole) vs Alex DaLarge ("Clockwork Orange", Malcolm McDowell)
Jefferson Smith ("Mr. Smith Goes to Washington", James Stewart) vs Michael Corleone ("The Godfather 2", Al Pacino)
Tom Joad ("The Grapes of Wrath", Henry Fonda) vs The Evil Queen ("Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs", voiced by Lucille La Verne)
Oskar Schindler ("Schindler's List", Liam Neeson) vs Amon Geth ("Schindler's List", Ralph Fiennes)
Han Solo ("Star Wars. Episode IV: A New Hope", Harrison Ford) vs Alien ("Alien", Bolaji Badejo and Tom Woodruff Jr.)
Optimus Prime (Transformers 1-5) vs HAL 9000 (2001 Space Odyssey, voiced by Douglas Rain)
Shane ("Shane", Alan Ladd) vs Noah Cross ("Chinatown", John Huston)
Harry Callahan ("Dirty Harry", Clint Eastwood) vs Annie Wilkes ("Misery", Kathy Bates)
Robin Hood ("The Adventures of Robin Hood", Errol Flynn) vs Great White Shark ("Jaws")
Virgil Tibbs ("Sweltering Southern Night", Sidney Poitier) vs Captain William Bligh ("Mutiny on the Bounty", Charles Lawton)
Butch and Sundance ("Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid", Paul Newman and Robert Redford) vs Hunter ("Bambi")
Mahatma Gandhi ("Gandhi", Ben Kingsley) vs Mrs. John Iselin ("The Manchurian Candidate", Angela Lansbury)
Spartak (Spartak, Kirk Douglas) vs Terminator T-800 (Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Terry M
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
But let me give it a shot.
It really does, I swear!
Heβs the new temp.
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Theyβre on standbi
BamBOO!
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
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