July 29, 1988 - Tomas Molinares finishes Marlon 'Magic Man' Starling after the end of round six. v.redd.it/fxduwar1w7e71
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Lloyd Honeyghan vs Marlon Starling - Raw aggression against tight defence youtube.com/watch?v=Yx-4a…
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Marlon Starling's Earmuffs - poking holes in the doctrine of "hands up" defense badlefthook.com/2015/8/26…
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All Time Welterweight Tournament - Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs Jimmy McLarnin and Shane Mosley vs Marlon Starling
  • Sugar Ray Leonard
  • Thomas Hearns
  • Floyd Mayweather Jr.
  • Manny Pacquiao
  • Roberto Duran
  • Jose Napoles
  • Carmen Basilio
  • Kid Gavilan
  • Felix Trinidad
  • Oscar De La Hoya
  • Shane Mosley
  • Henry Armstrong
  • Wilfred Benitez
  • Emile Griffith
  • Miguel Cotto
  • Pernell Whitaker
  • Donald Curry
  • Juan Manuel Marquez
  • Antonio Margarito
  • Vernon Forrest
  • Tim Bradley
  • Marlon Starling
  • Paul Williams
  • Ike Quartey
  • Pipino Cuevas
  • Buddy McGirt
  • Barney Ross
  • Meldrick Taylor
  • Amir Khan
  • Ricardo Mayorga
  • Jimmy McLarnin
  • Fritzie Zivic

Juan Manuel Marquez def Miguel Cotto

Emile Griffith def Antonio Margarito

Felix Trinidad def Ike Quartey

Henry Armstrong def Tim Bradley

Jose Napoles def Barney Ross

Wilfed Benitez def Vernon Forrest

Oscar De La Hoya def Paul Williams

Pernell Whitaker def Donald Curry

This Week's Fights

#1 Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs #30 Jimmy McLarnin

Floyd 'Money' Mayweather Jr.

  • Height 5β€² 8β€³ / 173cm
  • Reach 72β€³ / 183cm
  • Stance orthodox
  • Record 47 (KO 26) + lost 0 (KO 0)Boxrec

Notable Wins

W12 Canelo Alvarez, W12 Miguel Cotto, W12 Shane Mosley, W12 Oscar De La Hoya, W12 Juan Manuel Marquez, KO9 Ricky Hatton, W12x2 Jose Luis Castillo, TKO 10 Diego Corrales, TKO 8 Genaro Hernandez, TKO 5 Arturo Gatti

Notable Losses

Undefeated

Fight Footage

Jimmy 'Baby Face' McLarnin

  • Height 5β€² 6β€³ / 168cm
  • Reach 67β€³ / 170cm
  • Stance Orthodox
  • Record 55 (KO 21) + lost 11 (KO 1) + drawn 3Boxrec

Notable Wins

W10x2 Billy Petrolle, TKO6 Benny Leonard, TKO1 Young Corbett III, W15 Barney Ross, W10 Tony Canzoneri, W10 Lou Ambers

Notable Losses

L15x2 Barney Ross, L10 Tony Canzoneri, L10 Billy Petrolle

Fight Footage

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One of my favourite boxing analysis videos: Comparison of Pacquiao's style to that of defensive great, Marlon Starling youtu.be/2widiC1Sh_E
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Marlon Starling's brains seriously rattled. In post-fight interview after being counted out, he insists..."I wasn't counted out....I was never knocked down!" youtube.com/watch?v=YbMWt…
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Every MLB Team’s Most Recent Player to Hit a Home Run in Their First Career At-Bat

Arizona Diamondbacks: Seth Beer (9/10/2021)

Atlanta Braves: Jason Heyward (4/5/2010)

Baltimore Orioles: Lou MontaΓ±ez (8/6/2008)

Boston Red Sox: Daniel Nava (6/12/2010)

Chicago Cubs: Willson Contreras (6/19/2016)

Chicago White Sox: Zack Collins (6/21/2019)

Cincinnati Reds: Tyler Stephenson (7/27/2020)

Cleveland Indians: Kevin Kouzmanoff (9/2/2006)

Colorado Rockies: Jay Gainer (5/14/1993)

Detroit Tigers: Akil Baddoo (4/4/2021)

Houston Astros: Mark Saccomanno (9/8/2008)

Kansas City Royals: Jon Nunnally (4/29/1995)

Los Angeles Angels: Mike Napoli (5/4/2006)

Los Angeles Dodgers: Keibert Ruiz (8/16/2020)

Miami Marlins: Jeremy Hermida (8/31/2005)

Milwaukee Brewers: N/A

Minnesota Twins: Eddie Rosario (5/6/2015)

New York Mets: Mike Jacobs (8/21/2005)

New York Yankees: Aaron Judge (8/13/2016)

Oakland Athletics: Terry Steinbach (9/12/1986)

Philadelphia Phillies: Marlon Anderson (9/8/1998)

Pittsburgh Pirates: Starling Marte (7/26/2012)

San Diego Padres: Eddy RodrΓ­guez (8/2/2012)

San Francisco Giants: Brett Pill (9/6/2011)

Seattle Mariners: Greg Dobbs (9/8/2004)

St. Louis Cardinals: Lane Thomas (4/19/2019)

Tampa Bay Rays: Brandon Guyer (5/6/2011)

Texas Rangers: Jurickson Profar (9/2/2012)

Toronto Blue Jays: J. P. Arencibia (8/7/2010)

Washington Nationals: Tommy Milone (9/3/2011)

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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50 heroes vs 50 villains
  1. Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird, Gregory Peck) vs Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs, Anthony Hopkins)

  2. Indiana Jones ("Indiana Jones: In Search of the Lost Ark", Harrison Ford) vs Norman Bates ("Psycho", Anthony Perkins)

  3. James Bond ("Doctor Know", Sean Connery) vs Darth Vader ("Star Wars. Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back", by David Prose, voiced by James Earl Jones)

  4. Rick Blaine ("Casablanca", Humphrey Bogart) vs The Wicked Witch of the West ("The Wizard of Oz", Margaret Hamilton)

  5. Will Kane ("Exactly at Noon", Gary Cooper) vs Nurse Ratched ("Flying over the Cuckoo's Nest", Louise Fletcher)

  6. Clarissa Starling ("Silence of the Lambs", Jodie Foster) vs Mr. Potter ("This Wonderful Life", Lionel Barrymore)

  7. Rocky Balboa ("Rocky", Sylvester Stallone) vs Alex Forrest (Fatal Attraction, Glen Close)

  8. Ellen Ripley ("Strangers", Sigourney Weaver) vs Phyllis Dietrichson ("Double Insurance", Barbara Stanwyck)

  9. George Bailey ("This Wonderful Life", James Stewart) vs Regan McNeil ("The Exorcist", Linda Blair, the Voice of the Demon - Mercedes McCambridge)

  10. Colonel Lawrence ("Lawrence of Arabia", Peter O'Toole) vs Alex DaLarge ("Clockwork Orange", Malcolm McDowell)

  11. Jefferson Smith ("Mr. Smith Goes to Washington", James Stewart) vs Michael Corleone ("The Godfather 2", Al Pacino)

  12. Tom Joad ("The Grapes of Wrath", Henry Fonda) vs The Evil Queen ("Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs", voiced by Lucille La Verne)

  13. Oskar Schindler ("Schindler's List", Liam Neeson) vs Amon Geth ("Schindler's List", Ralph Fiennes)

  14. Han Solo ("Star Wars. Episode IV: A New Hope", Harrison Ford) vs Alien ("Alien", Bolaji Badejo and Tom Woodruff Jr.)

  15. Optimus Prime (Transformers 1-5) vs HAL 9000 (2001 Space Odyssey, voiced by Douglas Rain)

  16. Shane ("Shane", Alan Ladd) vs Noah Cross ("Chinatown", John Huston)

  17. Harry Callahan ("Dirty Harry", Clint Eastwood) vs Annie Wilkes ("Misery", Kathy Bates)

  18. Robin Hood ("The Adventures of Robin Hood", Errol Flynn) vs Great White Shark ("Jaws")

  19. Virgil Tibbs ("Sweltering Southern Night", Sidney Poitier) vs Captain William Bligh ("Mutiny on the Bounty", Charles Lawton)

  20. Butch and Sundance ("Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid", Paul Newman and Robert Redford) vs Hunter ("Bambi")

  21. Mahatma Gandhi ("Gandhi", Ben Kingsley) vs Mrs. John Iselin ("The Manchurian Candidate", Angela Lansbury)

  22. Spartak (Spartak, Kirk Douglas) vs Terminator T-800 (Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger)

  23. Terry M

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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As a doctor, I have never made a joke about unvaccinated babies before.

But let me give it a shot.

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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A coworker named Celcius recently retired from my company, so they hired a guy called Kelvin to replace him.

He’s the new temp.

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?

Amy

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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Duckduckgo
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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Geometry sucks
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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A queen size statement.
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Orion's belt
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Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements?

Calcium, nickel, neon

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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