Destashing some things that aren't getting any love. Prices include shipping in the US. Images/Verification

Benton High Content Steam Cream, used maybe 5 times: $10

Mizon Acence AC Care Solution Mark X Blemish After cream, only a small amount used, still very full: $5

Nature Republic By Flower Powder Pact in Nude Beige, used once: $6

TCFS Pumpkin Sleeping Pack, 6 samples: $2

I'll have to get used to it. Why? Because that's how he rolls!

Benton, Carter, Gallant. They are so boring

Edit: Benton went to the South, not overseas. So I meant out of hospital episodes

It's time for us to highlight and celebrate the posts and users who submitted the best content to the subreddit in 2020, as nominated and voted on by you, the users of r/UnresolvedMysteries!

Best of 2021 Contest

##Categories

Thread of the Year

##The Disappearance of Laureen Rahn by u/ramenalien

####Honorable Mentions:

• Abby And Libby Murdered 2017, Delphi IN. (They Filmed Their Killer But Still Unsolved) | by u/WeathersRabbits

• The Disappearance of Boris Weisfeiler by /u/logicx24

• The Gypsy Hill Killings, the murders of 5 women in 1976, were unsolved for 40 years. In 2013, DNA linked them to a 1976 Nevada homicide, leading to the exoneration of a convicted woman and a partial resolution to the crime. What are the Gypsy Hill Killings, and what happened to Michelle Mitchell? by u/logicx24

• On a Fall day in 1976, a farmer harvesting corn in rural Benton County, Indiana found an unusual package in his field. The box, which is theorized to have been dropped by a helicopter contained the body of a woman. Dubbed, “The Box Lady of Benton, County” her identity remains a mystery. by /u/thebonesofautumn

###Best Comment

• u/thirsty-tiger | Comment on post The Unsolved Murder of Sophie Toscan du Plantier.

• /u/koriandersalamander | Comment on post What if Lizzie Borden had an accomplice (not Bridget)?

###Most Interesting Case

• [The bizzare case of the body found inside the waste tank of a women toilet in Japan.](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/qcnolo/the_bizzare_case_of_the_body_found_inside_the

#Albums

• NBA YoungBoy - Colors (Deluxe) (featuring Quando Rondo) [Baton Rogue, Melodic Trap, Never Broke Again / Atlantic]
• iann dior - On To Better Things (featuring Lil Uzi Vert, Travis Barker & Machine Gun Kelly) [Pop Rap, Atlantic]
• King Iso - Get Well Soon (featuring Rittz, X-Raided, Twista, Tech N9ne, A-Wax + more) [Hardcore Hip Hop, Strange]
• Young T & Bugsey - Truth Be Told (featuring Unknown T, Nafe Smallz + more) [UK Drill, Black Butter Ltd]
• Almighty - Genelipsis [Primo Boyz]
• Slim Thug - BIGslim (featuring Le$) [Houston Rap, Hogg Life / SoSouth]
• Rucci - For My Dawgz 2 (featuring AzChike, Baby Stone Gorillas, Cypress Moreno + more) [Inglewood, Gangsta Rap, Mackk & Company / EMPIRE]
• Mathew - Moves [Latin R&B, Warner / Back Stage]
• Elujay - Circmvnt (feautring serpentwithfeet & HXNS) [Bay Area, R&B/Rap, OneTime!]
• Vado - Long Run, Vol. 2 (featuring Lloyd Banks, Dave East, Papoose, Don Q, Jim Jones & Dre) [Harlem, Street Rap, Long Run / DMG]
• Damedot - The Umbrella Again [Michigan Trap, Forever Gutta Music]
• Ralfy The Plug - Pastor Ralfy 2 (featuring Drakeo the Ruler, Peezy, Cash Kidd, DB.Boutabag, Bla$ta, Slo-Be, ZayBang, MoneySign$uede + more) [West Coast Gangsta Rap, Stinc Team]
• Jam Baxter - Fetch The Poison [Blah Records]
• Mello Music Group - Mandala (featuring Quelle Chris, Apollo Brown, L'Orange, R.A.P. Ferreira, Oddisee + more) [Compilation, Reissue, Boom Bap, Mello Music Group]
• Footsie - King Original, Vol. 6 [Grime, Instrumental, *Studio 55

2021 Season Leaders (min. 8 games)

Passing Yards

Combined Yards by a Quarterback (Passing + Rushing + Receiving)

Rushing Yards

Receiving Yards

Yards from Scrimmage

Sacks

|Rank|Name|Team|Total Sacks|Games Played|Sacks Per Game

I’ve been binge watching ER over the past few weeks and it just feels like a completely different show in the later seasons. Season 1 to 8 were really awesome! Great character development & storylines. From Season 9 onwards, it goes haywire.

I’m watching Season 12 atm & it’s a real effort to get through the episodes. Please tell me it picks up. I might save myself some time & skip to Season 15 if this torture continues. Arghhh...

Wanted to share my thoughts from what I’ve read today. According to the news, the van was seen at Jenny Lake on the 25th. According to the Tik tok girl, she gave BL a ride on the evening of the 29th from colter bay to the Jackson lake dam (5:30pm to 6pm or so). I would say her story is probably true, because of a text that “tik tok girl” showed she had sent to her mom on the 29th about BL in her most recent video. Then, I remembered a comment on GP’s YouTube video where a guy claimed to have seen BL alone in the van late at night (11pm) on the 29th at a gas station in Jackson. These all add up to BL going back to get the van after he initially tried to hitch hike, leaving GP behind in Grand Teton. I think this clearly narrows down the location where her body could be found, assuming she is dead. If alive, I feel like she would’ve been seen by now. I can’t post screenshots of what I’m talking about because I don’t know how, lol. Edited to add a missed date and time

All of these have a very different chemistry compared to each other but what's common to all of them is that these friendships have had some "damn you're so aggravating" moments but in the end were made of a profound meaningful link.

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The Populist Party is on the verge of tearing itself apart. Although they have succeeded in taking the White House for the first time in the party’s history and achieved many of the party’s goals during President Powderly’s tenure, one issue threatens to break apart the party. By signing the Lodge Bill, Powderly has marked himself as a supporter of civil rights and by extension anathema to most of the southerners in the party. The South has long been a bastion of populism, and if the southern wing were to bolt the Populists would be all but assured to lose this election.

Since Powderly seems assured of securing the nomination due to his near-universal support among the northern wing of the party, the southern wing of the party has instead focused its effort on extracting as many concessions from Powderly as possible. However, the unexpected death of their ringleader and two-time vice presidential candidate Leonidas L. Polk leaves the vice presidential nomination without a clear frontrunner. Powderly has effectively handed the question to the southern wing of the party, and several strident opponents of civil rights have risen to the mantle.

The Presidential Candidate

Terence V. Powderly: 43-year-old incumbent President Terence V. Powderly has presided over a historic term. After being elected as the first Populist President in a contentious contingent election and grappling with unprecedented obstructionism during his first two years in office, Powderly was finally able to pursue his agenda in the second half of his term. During this time, Powderly was able to accomplish tariff reform, reinstatement of bimetallism, antitrust legislation, and an extension of the eight hour workday to railroad workers. However, his term was not without controversy, as his signing of federal civil rights legislation has jeopardized his relationship with the southern wing of the party, which he is now working to rehabilitate. Powderly is seeking a second term to expand on his accomplishments, with a particular focus on the implementation of a graduated income tax. He also supports the implementation of a national accident insurance system, an end to child labor, and the expansion of the eight-hour workday. While he has not actively encouraged strikes and often sent members of Congress or his administration to attempt to resolve them peacefully, many more workers have gone on strike for better working conditions across the nation thanks to his refusal to deploy feder

The more I watch ER, the more stuff I notice that Grey's Anatomy copied. And not just tropes and character types, there are actual storylines that they copied almost verbatim

Edit: here are some examples. This is just off the top of my head:

• Main character getting beat up by a patient (Mark/Meredith)
• Main character developing a brain tumor (Mark/Izzy)
• Two doctors getting stuck in an elevator with a critical patient (Doug & Carol/George & Alex)
• Hospital at risk of being shut down
• Comatose pregnant girl, whose loved ones have to decide if they keep her on life support or not
• Nurse with abusive boyfriend (Sam/Jo)
• Doctor with severe commitment issues and a mentally ill mother (Abby/Meredith)
• Doctor who witnessed war and combat and struggles with PTSD (Luka/Owen)
• Doctor who is cocky and sleeps around but is really great with kids (Doug/Alex & Mark)
• Chief who suffers a near death ailment and has to step back (Morgenstern/Richard)
• Surgeon who is committed to their work and is abrasive at first towards med students (Benton/Burke)
• Doctor that loses a limb and struggles with the artificial replacement (Romano/Arizona)

Feel free to add on

#Albums

• Nas & Hit-Boy - MAGIC (featuring A$AP Rocky & DJ Premier) [East Coast Hip Hop, Mass Appeal]
• Curren$y & Ski Beatz - Pilot Talk 4 [Stoner Rap, Which Way Is Up / Jet Life]
• Chris Webby - Still Wednesday (featuring DMX, Young M.A., Millyz, Tory Lanez, Nems, Locksmith, Apathy, Jarren Benton, Dizzy Wright, Futuristic + more) [CT, Rap, EightyHD]
• Cookin Soul - WU XMAS [Mashup, Indie]
• LE$ - E30 (featuring Curren$y, Larry June, Freddie Gibbs, Banco, Stalley + more) [Stoner Rap, Louisiana, DIOS]
• Juto - Fleece [R&B, Georgia, Alt-R&B, COR/TAN]
• Pacman da Gunman - 6325 (featuring Nipsey Hussle + more) [South Central, Trap, All Money In No Money Out / Playball /Opposition]
• DON TRIP - PRAY GODS NOT WATCHING (featuring Starlito + more) [Memphis Trap, Indie]
• Lil Darkie - boros [Trap Metal, Indie]
• Drego - The Red Print [Michigan Trap, TF]
• Shawny Bin Laden - Merry Wickmas 2 [Sample Drill, NY, WCF]
• RXKNephew - Transporter 4 [Plugg, NewBreed]
• VIC SPENCER & Sonnyjim - SPENCER FOR HIRE IV (featuring Hus KingPin, Lord Jah-Monte Ogbon, Twista, Rockie Fresh, Stove God Cook$ + more) [Chicago Rap, Underground, Indie]
• Liltae2 - Straight Out The Slums [Ohio Trap, Indie]
• All Hail Y.T. - Angels with Filthy Souls [Delaware, Boom Bap, Financed Buy Dope Records]
• Shady Ray - Blood Work (featuring Flee Lord, T.F, Eto + more)[Boom Bap, LordMobb]
• [Kell Honcho - Loyalty Over Love](https://open.spotify.com/album/06LQ0y5iyN0JJcYTy5j

I was looking to get a cab for my mark v:25 combo. My first thought was get the harley benton 2x12 vertical cab, but I have heard mixed reviews on the harley benton cabs. My current thought is to get the bluguitar twin cab. What do you all recommend?

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

August 25: Gabby Facetimes Mom, says she’s in Grand Tenton National Park

August 25, 5pm: Verified sighting of van by couple at Jenny Lake parking lot in Grand Teton. https://ksltv.com/472747/tipster-talks-about-spotting-gabby-petitos-van-in-grand-teton-national-park/?

August 27: Gabby texts Mom and Snapchat-texts friend that she is heading to Yellowstone

August 29: Gabby’s friend said they planned to talk on the phone on the 29th about meeting up in Yellowstone shortly after. Gabby never answered.

August 29, 5:30pm: Brian, alone, asks a couple in Colter Bay Village in Grand Teton for a ride to Jackson. He offers $200. Brian says his fiancé is in their van working on their social media and he had just spent a multiple days camping the Snake River, an unregulated camping ground out in the middle of nowhere. Woman says for someone who was camping for multiple days, Brian didn’t look or smell dirty. 5 minutes into drive, once Brian realizes they are headed South, he freaks out and quickly exits the car at Jackson Lake Dam. Brian hurries out of car and then he goes “Ok you know what, I’m just going to find someone else to hitchhike.” Woman in car believes he wanted to head north and didn't realize they were driving south. (North is direction back towards Yellowstone, through Grand Teton.) Drops him off at 6:09 PM. Woman says Brian had a long sleeve, pants, hiking boots. Woman recalled how unprepared Laundrie looked for someone who had been hiking and camping outside for days. “Looking at his backpack. It wasn't full," Baker said. "He said all he had was a tarp to sleep on. Which, you think if you're going camping for days on end you'd want food and a tent and he had none of that. https://www.fox13now.com/news/local-news/gabby-petito-disappearance-tiktok-user-claims-she-picked-up-bian-laundrie-hiking-in-grand-teton-national-park

Tiktok woman says she's been in contact with "tons" of people including authorities after she recognized Brian on a Tiktok video

August 29 11 PM: (This is unverified) But according to a YouTube commentator under Gabby’s channel, a witness saw Brian alone in the van pulled in at the gas station in Jackson. He was in a bad mood, cursing at himself while throwing garbage away and then driving away. https://imgur.com/a/VUXIxds

August 30: “Gabby” texts mom one last time saying “No service in Yosemite” (Gabby’s mom and friend don’t believe that text message came from her)

August 31: (Un

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

All Airtimes E.S.T.

SAT 01

(1:45AM) Shadow of the Thin Man (1941/1h 37m/Suspense/Mystery/Major W. S. Van Dyke II)

(3:30AM) The Thin Man Goes Home (1945/1h 40m/Mystery/Richard Thorpe)

(5:15AM) Song of the Thin Man (1947/1h 26m/Mystery/Edward Buzzell)

(7:00AM) The Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Story (1950/56m/Short/Herman Hoffman)

(8:00AM) Poultry Pirates (1938/9m/Animation/I. Freleng)

(8:10AM) Goofy Movies Number One (1933/8m/Short/Jules White)

(8:19AM) Victoria and Vancouver: Gateways to Canada (1936/8m/Short/Benjamin D. Sharpe)

(8:28AM) Rustlers (1949/1h 1m/Western/Lesley Selander)

(9:30AM) BATMAN: Robin's Ruse (1949/16m/Serial/Spencer Gordon Bennet.

(10:00AM) POPEYE: The Fly's Last Flight (1949/6m/Animation/Seymour Kneitel)

(10:08AM) Bowery Buckaroos (1947/1h 6m/Comedy/William Beaudine)

(11:30AM) Seeing Red (1939/18m/Short/Roy Mack)

(12:00PM) Fiddler on the Roof (1971/3h/Musical/Norman Jewison)

(3:15PM) A Face in the Crowd (1957/2h 6m/Drama/Elia Kazan)

(5:30PM) Twelve O'Clock High (1949/2h 12m/War/Henry King)

(8:00PM) Penny Serenade (1941/2h 5m/Romance/George Stevens)

(10:00PM) Children of a Lesser God (1986/1 hr 59m/Drama/Randa Haines)

SUN 02

(12:30AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(2:30AM) It Should Happen to You (1953/1h 26m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(4:15AM) Born Yesterday (1950/1h 43m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(6:00AM) Old Acquaintance (1943/1h 50m/Drama/Vincent Sherman)

(8:00AM) Adam's Rib (1949/1h 41m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(10:00AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(12:00PM) Romeo and Juliet (1937/2h 7m/Romance/George Cukor)

(2:15PM) The More the Merrier (1943/1h 44m/Comedy/George Stevens)

(4:15PM) Light in the Piazza (1962/1h 41m/Romance/Guy Green)

(6:15PM) My Favorite Year (1982/1h 32m/Comedy/Richard Benjamin)

(8:00PM) How Green Was My Valley (1941/1h 58m/Drama/John Ford)

(10:15PM) The Corn Is Green (1945/1h 54m/Drama/Irving Rapper)

Mon 03

(12:30AM) The Three Musketeers (1921/1h 50m/Adventure/Fred Niblo)

(2:45AM) My Journey Through French Cinema (2016/3h 15m/Documentary/Bertrand Tavernier)

(6:30AM) Letter from Siberia (

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

If you missed out on Memebox's 50% off Benton sale the first go-around, they've restocked sold out items, and everything is back to 1/2 off. I picked up a handful of the masks - I used a $5 coupon and some points to get masks+shipping for only around $5 total. Just thought some others may want to know!

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments