To make a little extra cash he wrote a rhotic r on the side
Luckily, I managed to escape her clutches.
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
They do it all the time when I'm driving.
It's been quite a shift.
Now it’s a Ford Focus
He was being a reel crank.
Basically an autobiography
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
So we had this issue yesterday where secure shell commands were failing from our newly enabled backup system to a downstream application.
I logged in manually using the correct credentials to confirm the keys were fine, but I noticed it was the first time in known hosts, so i typed “yes” to put the entry in and figured that would fix it.
When the problem came back today, I was surprised at first, but then it hit me...
Same ssh -t different server...
But Immanuel Kant explain it properly.
Dad: That’s sound advice.
There are always too many steps.
but it didn't stick.
The shuttle was low on fuel, so Armstrong has to take manual control of it to find them a safer place to land, landing 4 miles away from where they intended to.
The scientists behind it were very Apollo-getic.
I have this step by step manual!
You could say i'm neutral.
...isn't that book the hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy?
In Poland we celebrate Father's Day today. Together with several friendly fathers, we have created a manual for the newborn fathers. Have fun :)
LINK: newther.com
It's riveting
So they arent just plain text.
It was a Shih Tzu.
The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.
...because there ain't nothing like the reel thing baby
When I write my life story, it will be a manual biography!
My wife: Daddy and I are tired from looking for a car today.
Son: Would you say you are Exhaust-ed!
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.
I guess you could say its.... fast as hell
I bought a 2004 VW Beetle Turbo a few months ago. While driving down the road, I heard a sort of mechanical shifting sound whenever I went over 45 MPH. I didn't think anything of it at first, but it continued every single time. I finally turned to Google to make sure my car wasn't broken. Found out that the Turbo models have a hidden spoiler at the top of the rear windshield that pops out at high speeds.
Relaying the story to my friend later, I told her, "I guess the dealership should have given me a....spoiler alert."
Worn out synchro rings in my manual gearbox.
I was nonplussed at the ability of the student to add manually minus the aid of an adding machine!
Posted this on r/Talesfromretail and it was suggested I post here.
I used to work in store where we would ask customers if they had an account number at the check out. The number would be put in manually before putting the shopping through and the customer would get back one penny on every pound they spent.
One day a family who I hadn't seen before came in and while the mum and kids wandered off to start shopping. The dad came over to the side of my till while I was serving customers, announced his account number and then ran off to join his family without saying anything else. OK, that was weird, I went on serving.
About 10 minutes later the family are queued for my till. When it comes to the point where I should ask for their number the dad grins at me and I realise what's going on. Fortunately, I have a bizarrely good memory for numbers and, without skipping a beat, I reel off the one he gave me when he came in the store. The kids both gasp and their eyes go wide. They look at their dad in awe.
As I'm putting through the shopping, I hear the dad say:
>See? I told you they were psychic.
One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Did you know when President Trump arrived in office the secret service had to change their protocol manuals. Instead of yelling “get down” in emergency situations, they now say “donald duck!”
The computers and Wi-Fi went down at work yesterday so everything had to be done manually.
...........
Took me three hours to show the office what I was having for lunch!
But a manual can't do experience justice
I tried my gas-powered trimmer, which is normally up to the task, but I couldn't cut through them.
I tried using my mower to tear them up, but it couldn't make a dent.
I got out the manual tree branch trimmer to try to take out some of the bigger stalks, but I just couldn't cut through.
Finally, I got out my chainsaw, and even then, the thicket just clogged it up & wouldn't go down.
I give up.
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.
Me: That’s ....sound advice.
Dad: That’s......sound advice.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Dad: That’s sound advice.
“That’s sound advice.”
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
