A list of puns related to "Manjhi – The Mountain Man"
It’s got it’s ups and downs
He really raised the bar on that one
Because they're peak comedy
But then I peaked too early.
K-Poo.
One is an acrobatic cat.
The other is a broke, addict cat.
He said "Do I get any money off for having this big stick?"
I said "No sir, we don't offer staff discount".
Told him to use both and he’d probably find him a lot quicker.
It was a place of higher learning.
The man stands up and speaks "Plethora." and steps back down.
"Thank you..." says the Widow, "that really means a lot."
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Because he couldn't see that well
After all, there isn’t a vas deferens between the two ovum
Mind if I say a word?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Plethora."
The widow replies: “Thanks that means a lot.”
And another:
Mind if I say a word?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Bargain."
The widow replies: “Thanks that means a great deal.”
Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim.
Yeah he's all right now
He couldn't see himself doing it!
..' you'll just have to learn to be a little patient '
....using a tablet.
He died of old H.
"This is going to revolutionize tables forever!"
It was a-bomb-in-a-bull
You can only get snowbored.
Its a shitzu.
How do you breathe through that little thing?
I told him he would probably find him faster he used both.
The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says “I don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “whatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says “there’s no charge.” Shocked she replies “no really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” “Honestly ma’am”, the mortician says, “it costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”
Attire
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I gave him a glass of water.
Apparently he's now completely recovered
Hill areas
"That's slander, man."
Cruel act of hummus-ide.
It cost him an arm and a leg...
I asked him "Are you by any chance a pole- vaulter?"
He looked surprised "Nein, I'm German, but how did you know my name vas Valter?"
You're hill areas
Patient: no, I think I'll see my self out.
People must be stuck in it
If not u should cause it’s hil-arious
Stop that pick-pocket!
That’s because mountain lions aren't spotted, cheetahs are!
because it's peak comedy
From there, it's all downhill.
Because he couldn't see that well...
He's alright now.
Because he couldn’t see that well.
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