What sound does a 747 plane make when it bounces?
π︎ 1k
π
︎ Feb 10 2023
What sound does a plastic surgeon's clock make?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Apr 11 2023
What sound does a bug make when it hits the windshield?
π︎ 35
π
︎ Mar 16 2023
What kind of sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk?
None, there's udder silence!
π︎ 381
π
︎ Jan 21 2023
What sound does a witchβs car make?
π︎ 13
π
︎ Apr 06 2023
What sound does a gun make when a cat shoots it?
π︎ 4
π
︎ Feb 13 2023
Did you hear about the bug that was born without the ability to make a sound?
π︎ 18
π
︎ Jan 31 2023
What sound does a stoner make if you hit him in the head?
π︎ 13
π
︎ Dec 22 2022
What sound does a duck addicted to drugs make?
π︎ 10
π
︎ Jan 05 2023
Why does absinthe make you sound like a motorcycle when you fart?
Because absinthe makes the fart grow Honda
π︎ 8
π
︎ Dec 02 2022
Just happened, proud of myself: just had a quick office zoom meeting with a lot of people. As each person popped on zoom made that βDING DONGβ sound. One of my bosses said βanyone that can figure out how to make Zoom stop doing that is gonna get a prize.β
I said βare you gonna give them the No-Bell prize?β
I HAVE WON THE DAY
π︎ 21k
π
︎ Oct 26 2021
What sound does a dizzy turkey make?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Nov 24 2022
If you sneeze while chewing a mouthful of nuts, what sound does it make?
π︎ 235
π
︎ Apr 03 2022
What sound does a witch's flying stick make?
π︎ 8
π
︎ Jul 13 2022
Thought this one up during a dream: What sound does an Australian doorbell make?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Aug 13 2022
What sound does a seal make when he reaches retirement?
π︎ 8
π
︎ Jun 07 2022
What sound does a snail make?
π︎ 13
π
︎ Apr 05 2022
I asked a caveman "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?"
π︎ 259
π
︎ Aug 13 2021
What sound does a sparrow riding on a motorcycle make ?
π︎ 2
π
︎ May 20 2022
What sound does a holy cow make?
π︎ 4
π
︎ Apr 06 2022
what sound does a house make when you punch a wall?
π︎ 4
π
︎ Apr 10 2022
What sound does a street sweeper make when you step on the gas?
π︎ 8
π
︎ Dec 11 2021
A goat, a drum and a rattlesnake fall off a cliff. What sound do they make?
π︎ 14
π
︎ Jan 11 2022
A man has a grandfather clock that only makes the tick sound, so he hires a German clockmaker to make repairs
When the clockmaker arrives he pulls out his tool bag and spreads it out across a table. He shines a flash at the face of the clock and says βVe have vays of making you tockβ
π︎ 73
π
︎ Oct 24 2021
What sound does a French ambulance make?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Feb 22 2022
What sound does a sheep dog make?
π︎ 3
π
︎ Feb 18 2022
What sound does a turkey make in space?
π︎ 9
π
︎ Jan 15 2022
What sound does a piano make when it is dropped in a mine shaft?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Feb 04 2022
What sound does a subatomic chicken make??
π︎ 2
π
︎ Jan 16 2022
What sound does a toilet robot make?
π︎ 3
π
︎ Jan 03 2022
What sound does a witch's vehicle make?
Brrrooooooommmmmm brrrooooooommmmmmm
π︎ 15
π
︎ Oct 24 2021
What sound does a bouncing plane make?
π︎ 18
π
︎ Oct 22 2022
What sound does a witchβs car make?
π︎ 2k
π
︎ Aug 23 2021
What sound does an airplane make during a rough landing?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Aug 31 2022
What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk?
None. There is udder silence.
π︎ 854
π
︎ Nov 28 2021
What sound does a turkey with 1 leg make
π︎ 2
π
︎ Aug 25 2022
What sound does a witch's flying stick make?
π︎ 13
π
︎ Jul 13 2022
What sound does a witchβs car make?
π︎ 70
π
︎ Mar 27 2022
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
π︎ 139
π
︎ Jul 29 2021
What sound does a witches car make?
π︎ 98
π
︎ Jun 20 2021
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
π︎ 389
π
︎ Aug 07 2020
What sound does a 747 airplane make when it bounces?
π︎ 5k
π
︎ Dec 24 2018
What sound does a tree make?
π︎ 20
π
︎ May 15 2021
What sound does a bouncing plane make ?
π︎ 12
π
︎ Oct 24 2021
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.