What sound does a 747 plane make when it bounces?

Boeing Boeing Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnEvilSunBro
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What sound does a plastic surgeon's clock make?

It bo-tocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheyde
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What sound does a bug make when it hits the windshield?

B-Flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeschannel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2023
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What kind of sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk?

None, there's udder silence!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgthawkeye9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2023
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What sound does a witch’s car make?

Broom broom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tsunamislam1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2023
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What sound does a gun make when a cat shoots it?

Paw paw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thor-212
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2023
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Did you hear about the bug that was born without the ability to make a sound?

It was a mute ant

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What sound does a stoner make if you hit him in the head?

BONG!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RowanFoxfire
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2022
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What sound does a duck addicted to drugs make?

Crack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GranularPlatitude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2023
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Why does absinthe make you sound like a motorcycle when you fart?

Because absinthe makes the fart grow Honda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phalexuk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2022
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Just happened, proud of myself: just had a quick office zoom meeting with a lot of people. As each person popped on zoom made that β€œDING DONG” sound. One of my bosses said β€œanyone that can figure out how to make Zoom stop doing that is gonna get a prize.”

I said β€œare you gonna give them the No-Bell prize?”

I HAVE WON THE DAY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewyouevenlift
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2021
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What sound does a dizzy turkey make?

Wobble, wobble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfPacific
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2022
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If you sneeze while chewing a mouthful of nuts, what sound does it make?

Cashew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2022
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What sound does a witch's flying stick make?

Broooooom! Brooooom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EL17Eness
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2022
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Thought this one up during a dream: What sound does an Australian doorbell make?

Ding-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I5i1dur
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2022
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What sound does a seal make when he reaches retirement?

AARP AARP

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What sound does a snail make?

Crunch...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonega1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2022
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I asked a caveman "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?"

He replied "It wood"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DnDadJokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2021
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What sound does a sparrow riding on a motorcycle make ?

Birrrd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravreestoo
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2022
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What sound does a holy cow make?

SacrΓ© moo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok_Fox_875
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2022
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what sound does a house make when you punch a wall?

couch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thin_Dream_1973
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2022
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What sound does a street sweeper make when you step on the gas?

broom, broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grilldcheese2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
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A goat, a drum and a rattlesnake fall off a cliff. What sound do they make?

Ba Dum Tss

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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A man has a grandfather clock that only makes the tick sound, so he hires a German clockmaker to make repairs

When the clockmaker arrives he pulls out his tool bag and spreads it out across a table. He shines a flash at the face of the clock and says β€œVe have vays of making you tock”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_Yohanan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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What sound does a French ambulance make?

Oui woo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsNotAPhageMom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2022
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What sound does a sheep dog make?

Baa-ark!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paleodraco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2022
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What sound does a turkey make in space?

Hubble, Hubble, Hubble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wnc_mikejayray
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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What sound does a piano make when it is dropped in a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuzed_Canadian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2022
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What sound does a subatomic chicken make??

Quark quark

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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What sound does a toilet robot make?

PEE POOP, PEE POOP.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmmilo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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What sound does a witch's vehicle make?

Brrrooooooommmmmm brrrooooooommmmmmm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lehj916
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing Boeing Boeing…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redditmemebotlol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2022
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What sound does a witch’s car make?

Broom broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2021
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What sound does an airplane make during a rough landing?

Boeing Boeing Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jennykat27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2022
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What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk?

None. There is udder silence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mario1232020
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2021
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What sound does a turkey with 1 leg make

Wobble, wobble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peter-forward
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2022
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What sound does a witch's flying stick make?

Broooooom! Brooooom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EL17Eness
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2022
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What sound does a witch’s car make?

Broom broom

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2022
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What sound does a bouncy plane make?

Boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXTheBinaryXx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2021
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What sound does a witches car make?

Broom broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmellBumWee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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What sound does a bouncy plane make?

Boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What sound does a 747 airplane make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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What sound does a tree make?

It barks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meirzy
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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What sound does a bouncing plane make ?

Boeing

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