MailOnline Puns

Dad: Will you be long on the laptop?

Me: I'm just checking my hotmail.

Dad: What's his name?

and then he takes it one further when I reply

Me: Hilarious, I'm just checking my e-mail.

Dad: I didn't know you could find men online.

I then had to try really hard not to laugh and encourage him.

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So my mom ordered a new vacuum online and it came in the mail today, she put it together and was testing it out when i saw my opportunity.

Jeez mom, the new vacuum really sucks.

She got pissed and I had to explain the joke to her, but my dad was laughing his ass off the whole time.

Talking with my niece about her senior project at a technical high school. She is in the culinary program and must make a dish representing her heritage. Since she is 50 % Native American, she went with Venison Chili.

My husband and I are hunters and we were able to provide her with some venison this year.

She mentioned another girl in the class was also doing venison but she ordered hers online and it was mailed to her.

I told her that hers was going to be better because hers was fresh.

Her younger brother looked at me with the most serious look on his face and asked, "If it's fresh, should we put it in the corner?"

Man, is he exactly like his father (my brother) and grandfather.