Have you seen where Harry Potterโ€™s magical wand was made? If you look closely, it says:

โ€œMADE IN TAIWANDโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Happydaytoyou1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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A pun or two about magicians and their antics

Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?

Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.

P1: How so?

P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.

P1: You raise at interesting point.

P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?

P1: Yes

P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SirZbear
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I told my dad to make me a sandwich

He pulled out his magic wand

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/d1rwolf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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A dad Manning the grill at a backyard bbq. Son approaches...

Son: "Dad? Can you make me a burger?"

Dad: "Sure! (waives tongs like a magic wand) POOF! You're a burger!"

(Dad laughing hysterically. Son rolls eyes)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Darknighten89
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Daughter: โ€œCan you make me a bagel?โ€

Me (waving invisible magic wand): โ€œYou are a bagel!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wassermanjohn
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Whereยดs the Wizard of Oz?

So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda pissed off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads.... He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway.... This yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like the other toads" he begs her. "I'm hacked off being so visible to predators. The stress is like, killing me, you know?" "Okay" says the fairy godmother, who whips out her magic wand and goes: "Abracapokus! You're brown!" The toad looks down and sees that he is brown! Except..... for his weenie, which was still yellow. "Hang about lady," he says to the fairy godmother, "My pecker's still yellow!" "Yeah, well I don't do weenies," she says, "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." So the toad thanks her and hops off on his way. There is also a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he encounters the very same fairy godmother (yes, okay, it's a coincidence, but it's true). "Fairy Godmother! You're just the person I need!" says the purple bear, "I can't pull any bearesses cos they don't want to be seen with a purple bear on account of the hunters. They can spot me from a mile off." Being a fairly nice fairy godmother, she takes out her magic wand. "Oh for goodness sake, what is the matter with you lot round here" she says and with that, she yells: "Pokuscadabra! You're brown!" The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown. Except for his goolies, which remain purple.. "Hold up sweetheart!" he says to the fairy Godmother, "My goolies are still purple!" "Yeah, well I don't do those goolie things," she replies, "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." "Well that's just dandy, innit?" the bear replies, "How the hell do I find the Wizard of Oz?" "Easy," says the fairy godmother as she flew off saying......... "Just follow the yellow-prick toad !!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/janeybabygoboom
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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Every time my dad is in the kitchen when I visit...

Dad: Can I make you a sandwich? Me: yes please. Dad:(uses a utensil as a magic wand) Poof, you're a sandwich.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/grokm3
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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